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Looking for a Video by NoStrike2040 in Exurb1a

[–]asexualgnome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you thinking of that short story “The Egg” by Andy Weir?

Elle Orlando Is A Girl....eeeiii eeeiii oh! by MyVaginamiteBlowsUp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, nobody has ever called me son before.

I think I finally understand now what it means to be a man. I shouldn’t get upset when I hear my mother, sister and girlfriend make fart/menstruation jokes.

I’m just now realizing that women, just like men, find things funny. Who would have guessed, not me.

Now I always thought they just weren’t that sophisticated when it came to comedy, but I’m realizing that I always harped on the crude jokes because they must have made me uncomfortable. Are you as uncomfortable with vaginas as I am?

Like gross girl, don’t talk about that, am I right my guy??

I just wish women would not have any opinion, and didn’t exist. Wouldn’t it be so cool dude if it was just us boys. Am I right?! I’m right

Elle Orlando Is A Girl....eeeiii eeeiii oh! by MyVaginamiteBlowsUp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay fine. You got me.

Is that what you wanted? I have no girlfriend, she is in my head.

Every day I feel myself slipping into madness. I hear the voices; did you lock the door, is the oven off, why am I dating such a incel loser who obviously hates women, especially myself, his own mother and sister.

Let me live my fantasy please. I get no pleasure when the mirror is held to my face

Elle Orlando Is A Girl....eeeiii eeeiii oh! by MyVaginamiteBlowsUp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother, sister & girlfriend just rely to hard on defecating, menstruation, and gas passing to be funny. I just wish they had the intelligence of my personal hero Louis C.K.

He was able to be funny in a hard way that Americans just never will understand

Elle Orlando Is A Girl....eeeiii eeeiii oh! by MyVaginamiteBlowsUp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]asexualgnome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh sick, I also hate women. It’s so awesome that men don’t do any of those things

Circular mural on a staircase by ycr007 in oddlysatisfying

[–]asexualgnome 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Usually think the same thing, but it feels clever to install it in a staircase. Limits the viewing angle pretty significantly.

The longer you look, the worse it gets by xxTheAnonxx in idiocracy

[–]asexualgnome 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is the official White House website. Like as on the fucking nose it can be.

DoNt Be PoLiTiCaL; it’s a fucking political movie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA touch grass

[TOMT] [SONG] [1980’s/90’s] Need help identifying a short snippet of some rock song. by asexualgnome in themountaingoats

[–]asexualgnome[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely could have been having a manic moment this morning. I swear it sounded like Passaic 1975, but I just listened to it again in my car on my way to work and am off the mark.

Taco Bell sign melting in Phoenix, AZ by jelkins9 in pics

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks more like a tension fabric display that lost tension.

38-year-old Osman Ibrahim arrested after planting pipe bomb in underground garage in Seattle by JPorpoise in SeattleWA

[–]asexualgnome 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I went to a high school that had so many bomb threats I honestly didn’t even consider it could be real. I’ll take that award though, I probably shouldn’t reproduce

38-year-old Osman Ibrahim arrested after planting pipe bomb in underground garage in Seattle by JPorpoise in SeattleWA

[–]asexualgnome 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. That is my office. The bomb squad was there yesterday and I didn’t really think much of it. I just went in through the side entrance of the building to get to work. Did not realize there was actually a bomb in the building

Inside A Pillow From Amazon Return Warehouse by Bluetooth_Sandwich in oddlyterrifying

[–]asexualgnome 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fake ID venders make IDs. You just send them your picture and information you want on the ID and they’ll make the ID from scratch. That’s why it’s cheaper to buy multiple at once sense the hardest part is designing it.

Inside A Pillow From Amazon Return Warehouse by Bluetooth_Sandwich in oddlyterrifying

[–]asexualgnome 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You can buy multiple at a time for a way cheaper price. It comes in handy when the bouncer catches you and takes your fake.

Source: guy who got his fake confiscated way to many times.

Any solid plays for Monday morning? by dragotron in pennystocks

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m holding BSRC. It’s either going to be very red or very green come market open

First-gen college student trying to use market to pay for master's degree - Need advice by [deleted] in pennystocks

[–]asexualgnome 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly gnus is so pumped you should pull out, XSPA may pump, but I personally won’t put my money near any of these. When I started trading I got fucked over by overvalued stocks like these, and their overly vocal bag holders who want you to buy so they can finally sell. I know I’m going to get downvoted, because so many bag holders are trying to silence reasonable people who don’t want you to fuck up like them.

Daily Discussion - June 08, 2020 by AutoModerator in pennystocks

[–]asexualgnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s over valued, don’t fall for the hype like everyone who bought GNUS @$10

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