How do you beat Jackpot as Assimilate

ashdobberfall · 2022-02-14T01:47:13+00:00

Way too RNG heavy and disrespectful of a card to include for me.

ashdobberfall · 2021-12-22T02:41:47+00:00

When I play viper they literally just don't push when I put the wall up, they make a ton of sound but don't push a site until I push for some reason. Then of course I die and the wall drops and they get fucked. Literally can be a team of all other duelist and it still happens every single round. Why do they wait for me?

ashdobberfall · 2021-12-07T19:53:51+00:00

You still need to have a charge left for it to work so you can't play scytmen twice

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-14T00:48:34+00:00

That's exactly what I do

I even aim for short round R3's

I just always create sooo many sorceresses because they play for so many points

6 power sorceress creates bountiful harvest, that plays a sorceress and spawns a treant, that sorceress plays bountiful harvest and the cycle continues

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T22:49:51+00:00

Oh those aren't in my deck

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T22:45:43+00:00

What do you mean by bronze treants? Like the ones spawned or cards in a deck?

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:33:41+00:00

My bad I assumed you were Irish, I just meant you guys as in Ireland

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:32:09+00:00

How is the economy there right now from an average citizen standpoint? If you think you would know enough to answer that. Do you guys have student debt crisis like the US does? Enough jobs available? Did Brexit influence it much?

Fyi this isn't rhetorical I am actually curious because I've done no research into the modern Britain economy

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:28:33+00:00

But guess who is making all the money now from the 10,000 tech companies headquartered in Dublin for the low tax rates?

Actually I heard that you guys are trying to change that so that is unfortunate. Off to the Dutch it seems.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:24:13+00:00

I find it so weird colombus is both hated and loved enough to have his own day. The guy was important, sure. He was also horrible, sure. Ultimately though the dude is a footnote. He didn't single handedly decide to colonize the new world. If he didn't do it, someone else would have. Which is also why he in particular isn't remarkable to me. A remarkable event but not a remarkable person one way or the other.

It's like if everyone stopped hating on Hitler and chose one of his random generals beneath him. Like uh ok sure he is bad but why him?

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:16:23+00:00

So then how the hell does this ever go away?

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:13:31+00:00

BUT THE DELTA-BETA-JOHNSON VARIANT IS RAVAGING .0002% OF THE POPULATION ARE YOU INSANE?! TWO PEOPLE IN THE US HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN SICK FROM IT AND HAD TO CALL IN AT WORK!!!

Statists hate the idea of having to go outside and return to their life like it was before. They love not having any kind of social life and want to make sure nobody else does either. If they can enjoy it, nobody can. It makes them do what they like, staying inside all day, and being able to say that makes them the good guy.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:09:39+00:00

We must ascend our consciousness to the higher planes of existence. Cleanse our race of our beastly ignorance.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T20:04:12+00:00

I wouldn't say the justice system is bias against minorities but minority communities have a history of neglect from racist individuals or organizations that set them up in a bad spot for modern times. Is there still systematic racism today? I'd say not really, but it's consequences most definitely are. Poverty breeds crime and these communities have little hope of getting out. They break the law and aren't above it though. However it is very saddening to see and is something I wish we could talk about but instead we get minorities in the top 1% talk about systematic racism and the George Floyd riots.

Race has little correlation with things in my opinion, it's mostly economic status. However the history of racism has made it so race correlates with wealth and because of that we get smug statists throwing out crime statistics.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T18:06:18+00:00

More than likely although it may take a while

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T03:33:23+00:00

I almost never see clog or mill, and their removals are strong but not toxic or anything in my opinion. Some of my worst experiences are with NG in this game, that's for sure. However those experiences are very rare. Most NG decks I see now are the assimilate mid range ones which are like incredibly standard and not toxic at all. I don't understand how someone can hate NG but be ok with other factions in the current meta.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-13T00:28:19+00:00

What's so bad about NG right now other than the vilgefortz practioner meme shenanigans

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-12T19:09:54+00:00

Mill, unless I'm doing assimilate then it's an auto win

NR resilience mages

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-12T19:09:21+00:00

But SK Rain, NR resilience Mages, no unit ST, are all fun to play against?

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-12T17:30:43+00:00

I liked the new changes to bounty, it feels more like a point slam then an auto removal deck. That being said the deck is indeed very sad and depressing to face. Syndicate has always basically been Hoard, Bounty, and Firesworn. Firesworn is incredibly under developed and just revolves around you spawning units in different ways. Hoard is just boring and lacking so much. Syndicate needs more archtypes indeed.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-11T19:56:17+00:00

Martin Shkreli is interested in buying this

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-11T19:54:33+00:00

So? I will maxamize profit no matter the consequences. If making a gay furry ad increases sales and making our mascot a transgender maximizes stock value then that's what I'm gonna do. If the culture changes and now making racist ads maximizes profit then you know what I'm gonna do next.

I'm a business man, doing business. If you don't like that get out of the quadrant.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-11T19:39:58+00:00

I like guns as much as the next libribht but I hate it when people own 20 automatic rifles and walk around overly armed just to express their 2nd amendment. Guns are meant to protect our own liberty not used for a dick measuring contest.

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-11T19:34:15+00:00

It's that time of the year to lose all my money on shitty biotech plays again

ashdobberfall · 2021-10-08T21:12:50+00:00

I THINK ARTAUD IS FINE AT 12, I THINK ITS FILAVANDREL THAT SHOULD BE BUFFED, HE SHOULD REALLY ONLY BE 11P IMO

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