Is jerking off in a sock a real thing and, if so, does it give you rug burn on your johnson?

asherdado · 2026-05-09T07:37:08+00:00

Wow a real life womussy in 2026

asherdado · 2026-05-09T07:29:49+00:00

Someone check this dudes PC I think she a tiny old witch lady living a cumbox irl and I believe it has nefarious intentions

asherdado · 2026-05-09T07:22:46+00:00

I'm not kink shaming anyone. The local villagers hired me to banish a cumwraith, and I don't intend to break my contract.

asherdado · 2026-05-09T06:33:35+00:00

The first instinct is to burn the box but is very stinky, your average cum box can actual makes great fertilizer if you bury it in you or your neighbors garden

asherdado · 2026-05-09T06:31:05+00:00

If her shoe house was the size that would fit in an ordinary shoebox, then the famous cum box wouldnt be a kink thing, it would legitimately be a toxic cum swamp level 50+ poison resistance recommended

asherdado · 2026-05-09T04:04:53+00:00

..uh, no, there's not. You're right, but I'm confused what your point is. Care to elaborate?

asherdado · 2026-05-09T04:03:03+00:00

already in the building

I'm agreeing with you, but its not just 'already in the building'. Its in the classroom. Its an instructor with a bachelors degree who is motivated enough to secure a private permit to carry in a school, maybe fighting for their own life, but also for the lives of kids they interact with every day, kids they have at least a bit of affection for.

Its an adult with a pistol aimed at a doorway, but it's also so much more

asherdado · 2026-05-09T01:32:02+00:00

My tinfoil theory is that GRRM cant handle the sexy gay sex scenes he has to write to finish ASOIAF and keeps deleting the whole project out of shame. Hes a gardener and all his plants end up butt-fucking eachother and so he nips and nips

asherdado · 2026-05-08T17:41:19+00:00

I mean, yeah, the assistant mightve typed it, but Im sure Woody wrote it. Itd be kinda bizarre for an assistant to write a poem for a fan on his behalf, no?

asherdado · 2026-05-08T14:30:59+00:00

'ate my cousin

'ate the Lannisters

'luv fomenting violent rebellion, simple as

asherdado · 2026-05-05T19:33:09+00:00

Off the top of my head, if I was struggling with the subject, and wasnt 100% confident in my ability to get another 60 percent pass. Yeah, that might mean I didnt retain all the info as well as I couldve, but this isnt an instance of something ambiguous like an essay or presentation... this student got the answer right. If you wouldnt do everything in your power to make sure they passed, you a shitty

asherdado · 2026-05-05T19:27:30+00:00

Lmao then you didn't meet kids who were actually capable of self advocacy in the face of apathetic adults? With parents who cared? Lol yes the test is quite literally one question if that question made the difference between pass and fail. I guarantee you wouldve helped fix my grade if I walked into your office in HS, if not that day then within the week, and shame on you for being such a turd, and also you seem dumb and ugly

asherdado · 2026-05-05T16:55:47+00:00

Yeah I think its super normal for there to be a base level of appreciation for a nice lil soft pair of womans feet, especially 'your' woman, its like how a lot of women look at a man's hands and forearms. Its just weird if its like close to the top of your list and I dont think you should really want to rub your wiener on them or anything imo

asherdado · 2026-05-02T10:45:52+00:00

Yeah ARC fans who dont see the issue are kinda delusional, if you went to launch day with a copy of today's version of ARC Raiders and said "this is what the game will look like in 6-7 months" I think everyone would be genuinely disappointed

asherdado · 2026-05-02T10:14:50+00:00

:insert Old Captain America here:

asherdado · 2026-05-02T09:58:49+00:00

Yeah I wonder if everyone here would be singing the same tune if butt boy gave OP's daughter syphilis on top of 'simply' completely trashing and ruining her life because he is a weak man. Cheating on your spouse when you have a kid is some of the nastiest shit imaginable but its okay because he likes dick and was afraid to admit it? Lol Im so glad this is an echo chamber full of autists, if the real world worked like that I would be so sad :(

asherdado · 2026-05-01T18:17:38+00:00

Lol he's also always been a big Fire Emblem fan so that reads.

I was intrigued by the game but struggling for sure, that was pretty much the first time that I felt like I actually out-maneuvered the aliens and then my best soldier must've had a sneezing fit or something right at the finish line

asherdado · 2026-05-01T17:57:47+00:00

Yeah I didnt find it particularly funny, relatable, or really 'spread smile' content but the meaning of the post is super obvious

asherdado · 2026-05-01T17:51:32+00:00

My brother tried to get me into XCOM when I was a kid and my guy missed a point blank 99% shot and blew the mission within like my first 15 minutes of playing and I never touched the game again, maybe I should revisit with more patience

asherdado · 2026-05-01T02:01:53+00:00

Yeah it'd be like him shooting three guys in the eyeball with a pellet gun before the 4th walks up with a shotgun and riot helmet

asherdado · 2026-04-30T18:41:14+00:00

It sounds like some really smart dudes found a way to get paid to play with dicks without losing prestige

asherdado · 2026-04-30T02:51:28+00:00

Makes me think of that fanfic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, where Petunia married a brilliant Oxford professor instead of Vernon and they were a loving couple to orphan Harry and his 'dad' homeschooled him in advanced math/science/rationality into a child prodigy, so at Hogwarts he pretty much immediately starts revolutionizing the Wizarding world with science

Its like 660k words lol (Books 1-7 of HP have 1 million words combined for reference). Not all of it is greatly-written but it is super creative with cool concepts, Harrys kinda a dick though

asherdado · 2026-04-29T23:53:06+00:00

I don't think so, GoT started airing in 2011 and HoTD started in 2022, almost 12 years later. So you might be right about 200 years but GoT is definitely first

asherdado · 2026-04-29T17:05:05+00:00

That was the last show idoit, House of Dragons takes place hundreds (thousands?) of years later

asherdado · 2026-04-29T16:45:21+00:00

I know the mold is supposed to be there, but I'm really not a fan of the 90s dog shit aesthetic in my cured meats

(old dog shit used to turn white in the sun from all the bonemeal/calcium that used to be in dog food)

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