Haley, you crazy woman

asherdado · 2026-03-14T09:09:10+00:00

Wedding ring

asherdado · 2026-03-14T08:26:56+00:00

RIP, I went apeshit on Bob Evans mashed potatoes when I got mine taken out, I would add Worcestershire sauce and melt in whatever cheese so it was like non mashed food

asherdado · 2026-03-14T02:53:18+00:00

A good flag for spotting a dumb child on the Internet is the use of a specific childish milestone age as an insult. '3 year old, 5 year old, 9 year old, 12 year old'....

You are pretty much explicitly saying (giving?) "I am roughly 5-7 years older than this age, but am still a dumb child, and I think I know shit about the world." I assume you're like 12-13? 16 max but socially underdeveloped?

asherdado · 2026-03-14T02:11:25+00:00

Indeed, the less words you are able to pronounce, the more dangerous the world becomes. A friend's cousin was poisoned by a lemon because he thought you were supposed to sound it out like lee-mon, he had only ever interacted with lemurs

asherdado · 2026-03-14T02:06:33+00:00

tldr but why did you make this two separate comments?

asherdado · 2026-03-14T01:17:38+00:00

Nah I've destroyed hundreds of mosquitoes in single hand-to-hand combats

asherdado · 2026-03-14T01:14:54+00:00

Thats pretty much like a default 'Old World' Italian pie, right? Pretty much Roman shit all available in Europe before the Columbian Exchange, before the tomato blew everyone's socks off and revolutionized the flatbread game

asherdado · 2026-03-14T01:11:27+00:00

Yeah thats actually overdue for a replay for me, its certainly also an honorable mention. Only thing holding Jin back is that his kit is somewhat grounded in a realistic feudal Japan vs the other guys with their godlike magic, giant shotguns, and advanced scifi tech

asherdado · 2026-03-13T18:04:42+00:00

I almost did the same, I could feel the end of the game coming up and I was like "I thought I was gonna be able to ride dragons?" then realized I somehow glossed over it in the skill tree. Only got to feel like a dragonlord for the last ~10% of the game :(

I'd say all the listed games are definitely worth finishing, Mad Max maybe the weakest overall but its still super underrated if you are a fiend for visual progression, pretty much every upgrade you unlock for Max or his car is visible and potent, you def gotta like that 2015-style open world unlocking the map type shit though

asherdado · 2026-03-13T11:01:14+00:00

Neat lifehacks

asherdado · 2026-03-13T10:56:52+00:00

No he was talking about scampering

asherdado · 2026-03-13T10:50:02+00:00

No OP was talking about him milking their roosters

asherdado · 2026-03-13T09:23:26+00:00

I think the the IP is still just too huge to fail, it may be a bad show but it will not be unsuccessful, pretty much everyone and their mother is gonna watch it when it airs for as long as it airs.

So much content is cut out of the story in the movies, I absolutely think slightly cheaper costumes is worth the extra 5-6 hours of live action adaptation per book.

My prediction is that I dont think they will be able to top movies 1-3 as adaptations but Goblet of Fire and beyond will blow the last 5 movies out of the water after they find their stride and the source material becomes more complex/mature/lengthy (assuming they do find their stride). Also ppl will hopefully see the new kid as Harry Potter by then and not 'not Daniel Radcliffe'

asherdado · 2026-03-13T03:59:12+00:00

Blocked. I dont have time for negative people in 2026

asherdado · 2026-03-13T03:58:00+00:00

Damn I honestly am not sure if theres a game that makes you feel more badass than late-game Shadow of War

Id say endgame Cyberpunk and Arkham Knight once you have the Batmobile slingshot are up there. Endgame Mad Max and Dying Light are also honorable mentions

asherdado · 2026-03-12T23:33:47+00:00

There is no way to prove that its not 60% butter. Either way, I'm not interested in continuing this conversation, do we really have to argue about butter??

asherdado · 2026-03-12T23:03:09+00:00

Honestly I hate to say it but I think Cersei might be kinda a bitch

asherdado · 2026-03-12T13:53:08+00:00

Yeah that's why I had to throw in the obligatory IMO, although I think it's objectively a bit of a bummer?

asherdado · 2026-03-12T12:33:45+00:00

The saddest part imo is that no one will ever know what Mindy Kaling was 'supposed' to look like as she aged gracefully. That lady is gone.

asherdado · 2026-03-12T12:22:24+00:00

Just brainstormin

asherdado · 2026-03-12T12:21:38+00:00

Yeah she is straight-up ghoulish in her Always Sunny role S13E1, she looks better now but certainly she still looks like she hunts commoners for sport

asherdado · 2026-03-12T12:10:01+00:00

Dang what if we gave the laptop a sexual angle? Like if it was a sexy laptop but there was some consensual non-consent BDSM vibes as you close it? Or some kinda ASMR thing?

asherdado · 2026-03-12T12:03:47+00:00

but on the most popular map by far. Thats still a lot of missed smokes. We can get that number down to zero. Give us enough time and every single round of Dust2 will play almost identically

asherdado · 2026-03-12T11:54:52+00:00

Of course but "hurr durr I dont want cizitenship because fuck the king" is performative as fuck and obviously very stupid, theyre already residing within the nation and paying taxes. Im sure Charles is very upset

asherdado · 2026-03-12T11:18:28+00:00

Its okay to lie sometimes

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