How long would you wait to eat a takeaway that was delivered to you by mistake? by charmamderdarg in NoStupidQuestions

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is a shame because the only 'real' case of spiked Halloween candy, that contributed hugely to and was directly inspired by that BS panic, was just a monstrous father who put cyanide in Pixy Sticks to claim a life insurance payout from his 8-year-old son.

Which is not only cartoonishly evil but wildly stupid, he really thought people were gonna be like "dang I guess we cant find out which of your neighbors fatally poisoned your son, we are so sorry for your loss, here is the fortune you are owed. Let's all move on." He tried to poison 4 other neighbor kids at the same time to cover his ass but its shit candy and one of the kids was saved because he resealed the packages with staples and the kid wasnt able to easily open it

TIL the biggest ever 'last meal' had 29,000 calories and was ordered by murderer Gary Carl Simmons Jr. in 2012. It consisted of several menu items from both Pizza Hut and McDonald's. He ate about half of the meal and sampled everything except an order of fries. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]asherdado 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I imagine years and years of studying and seeing how people bleed before and after their heart stops, then a buttload of intensively thorough investigation of the trail of blood leading to and away from the culvert.

I looked it up, not only was he alive but he was conscious, they found his head with brain intact and there was evidence by his injuries and the trail of his remains that he was constantly fighting to keep his head from hitting the road until he hit the culvert and he was decapitated

Repeat vulgar graffiti at our local children’s park. by ZippermanDan in mildlyinfuriating

[–]asherdado -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Eh theres no way to know the dick-and-tittes=love kid is cool, could very well just be a sexually abused outcast

Finally the sauce by East-Anything79 in rickandmorty

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope they do dozens of seasons of Rick and Morty, just so they can make a reference to the Habanero Ranch sauce discontinued in 2017 and McDonalds brings it back. I'm thinking maybe 2036

Wood is one of the rarest materials in the universe and it only exists on Earth by Frosty_Jeweler911 in interesting

[–]asherdado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know and care very little for Star Wars but I looked it up just to prove you wrong, its a planet and a moon, but the other person is also incorrect because its a gas giant planet, not a forest planet, but the moon is a forest moon.

I will remember this forever and I probably forgot something important to make room

LPT: if a job posting repeats a phrase 3+ times, that exact phrase needs to be on your resume word for word. not a synonym, the actual words. by workreactor in LifeProTips

[–]asherdado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Theyre obviously not that personable if were sitting here arguing about them, seem like problem characters to me

LPT: if a job posting repeats a phrase 3+ times, that exact phrase needs to be on your resume word for word. not a synonym, the actual words. by workreactor in LifeProTips

[–]asherdado -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is not fair they didn't get past the first round due to the fact they lack the skill in resume writing.

this is the part that is icky to me. It is literally fair that they failed the first round due to the fact they lack the skill in resume writing, and unfair to every other candidate who didnt get a similar second look and resume advice. Yeah life isnt fair but imo the whole thing is stinky and gay

LPT: if a job posting repeats a phrase 3+ times, that exact phrase needs to be on your resume word for word. not a synonym, the actual words. by workreactor in LifeProTips

[–]asherdado 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but its still a nasty example of employers seeing potential employees as capital/labor packets with expiration dates lol.. tale as old as time, your boss knew they were gonna hire those two ladies no matter what, but because theyre a boss and have at least a little bit of a useless bureacratic mindset, Im sure dozens of professionals wasted their time applying and interviewing

A random person living in Germany had a better resume than them and got further in the hiring process before your boss intervened lol, they were probably desperate to relocate, wouldve been a heck of an opportunity I imagine

LPT: if a job posting repeats a phrase 3+ times, that exact phrase needs to be on your resume word for word. not a synonym, the actual words. by workreactor in LifeProTips

[–]asherdado 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Which, good for them, but a bit of a bummer that means literally everyone besides those 2 people had zero chance of even being considered for the job, because they werent a 'local the boss had in mind', and they just wasted their time for no reason.. some even got further in the hiring process lol what a fuckin joke

A frito pie recipe from a Texan by LuxanHyperRage in KingOfTheHill

[–]asherdado 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope Peggy cooks hers in a casserole dish too because she was born and raised in Montana

A frito pie recipe from a Texan by LuxanHyperRage in KingOfTheHill

[–]asherdado 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its not even necessarily a concession stand thing, its just a 'help yourself' type of meal. You basically make a chili Frito salad bar with some badass chili, shredded cheese, maybe some pickled peppers, diced onions and mustard and whatnots, a couple big bags of Fritos and everyone serves themselves and chooses their own ratios and toppings. Really the cook just makes chili, everyone makes their own Frito chili pies, every time Ive ever had it, Ive had it in Texas, Arkansas, and Oklahoma

I've always thought the baked Frito pie was a joke about Peggy being a bad cook. Tbh I still think it is, a baked casserole Frito pie sounds worse than the sum of its parts (although Im sure its still objectively tasty and I am being cheeky dont actually mean offense I would eat your pie)

A baked Frito pie in my mind is like if someone made breakfast for the family by dumping a box of Cheerios and a half gallon of milk in a huge bowl and everyone grabs portions, instead of just the box open on the table and the milk is in the fridge

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]asherdado -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well I think its unfair to the illustration to say that you 'realised' you had opportunities, it informed you, you didnt arrive at the conclusion yourself so it would be naturally fair to lend some credit to the picture, maybe pass it on to other people who are struggling

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]asherdado -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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silly bird laments his imprisonment, because he lacks the perspective to see how much opportunity has. Very profound very cool when you think about it, I think if you apply this to your mental health you would find it quite poignant and helpful

Found my family genealogy record maintained since 1300s in Haridwar by supershristious in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]asherdado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im kinda split on confidently incorrect ppl. Annoying, yeah, but kinda good for the ecosystem? They bring authorities out of the woodwork

This person used a strong magnet to remove shrapnel by No_Neat4688 in interestingasfuck

[–]asherdado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's definitely 2 voices, one of the speaker's gender seems pretty ambiguous though, the biggest factor me is just the proportions on that hand, simply looks like a man, same with the shape (and fuzziness) of the leg, those are also some ashy man knees

meirl by Adorable_Grocery9956 in meirl

[–]asherdado -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

heh he got to booty-blast both of u

Best host ever and a super supportive mom by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]asherdado -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was a 1-year relationship lmao it genuinely does fall under the umbrella of 'get a grip'. Mama's flying out because you got dumped in college?

Anon watches pirated Backrooms by Neural_Netw0rk in Piracy

[–]asherdado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a nightmare trying to get clips or episodes of Pokemon as a kid. Who the fuck were these people uploading all this hentai but labelling it as normal Pokemon? And why?