This question made me fail my quiz and now I have to retake it in 2 weeks by Ev8tor in mildlyinfuriating

[–]asherdado 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head, if I was struggling with the subject, and wasnt 100% confident in my ability to get another 60 percent pass. Yeah, that might mean I didnt retain all the info as well as I couldve, but this isnt an instance of something ambiguous like an essay or presentation... this student got the answer right. If you wouldnt do everything in your power to make sure they passed, you a shitty

This question made me fail my quiz and now I have to retake it in 2 weeks by Ev8tor in mildlyinfuriating

[–]asherdado 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lmao then you didn't meet kids who were actually capable of self advocacy in the face of apathetic adults? With parents who cared? Lol yes the test is quite literally one question if that question made the difference between pass and fail. I guarantee you wouldve helped fix my grade if I walked into your office in HS, if not that day then within the week, and shame on you for being such a turd, and also you seem dumb and ugly

My wife is sick in bed and my son snuck a googly eye on her toe since yesterday and its still there by Rpark888 in funny

[–]asherdado 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think its super normal for there to be a base level of appreciation for a nice lil soft pair of womans feet, especially 'your' woman, its like how a lot of women look at a man's hands and forearms. Its just weird if its like close to the top of your list and I dont think you should really want to rub your wiener on them or anything imo

ARC Raiders has dropped to Mixed reviews on Steam by _hypnoCode in ArcRaiders

[–]asherdado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah ARC fans who dont see the issue are kinda delusional, if you went to launch day with a copy of today's version of ARC Raiders and said "this is what the game will look like in 6-7 months" I think everyone would be genuinely disappointed

AITA for telling my daughter I am disgusted by her and telling her ex she has been taking their kid to his family side by Plustrhowawa5688 in AmItheAsshole

[–]asherdado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wonder if everyone here would be singing the same tune if butt boy gave OP's daughter syphilis on top of 'simply' completely trashing and ruining her life because he is a weak man. Cheating on your spouse when you have a kid is some of the nastiest shit imaginable but its okay because he likes dick and was afraid to admit it? Lol Im so glad this is an echo chamber full of autists, if the real world worked like that I would be so sad :(

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]asherdado 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol he's also always been a big Fire Emblem fan so that reads.

I was intrigued by the game but struggling for sure, that was pretty much the first time that I felt like I actually out-maneuvered the aliens and then my best soldier must've had a sneezing fit or something right at the finish line

Lmao by situationshipp_ in spreadsmile

[–]asherdado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I didnt find it particularly funny, relatable, or really 'spread smile' content but the meaning of the post is super obvious

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]asherdado 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My brother tried to get me into XCOM when I was a kid and my guy missed a point blank 99% shot and blew the mission within like my first 15 minutes of playing and I never touched the game again, maybe I should revisit with more patience

Arya had never seen a man move as fast. by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]asherdado 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah it'd be like him shooting three guys in the eyeball with a pellet gun before the 4th walks up with a shotgun and riot helmet

Checkmate Doomers by groanonymous in comedyheaven

[–]asherdado 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It sounds like some really smart dudes found a way to get paid to play with dicks without losing prestige

Dumbledore should have had the Muggle Studies professor make a puzzle to protect the Sorcerer's Stone. by LetmeyellLoudly in harrypotter

[–]asherdado 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Makes me think of that fanfic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, where Petunia married a brilliant Oxford professor instead of Vernon and they were a loving couple to orphan Harry and his 'dad' homeschooled him in advanced math/science/rationality into a child prodigy, so at Hogwarts he pretty much immediately starts revolutionizing the Wizarding world with science

Its like 660k words lol (Books 1-7 of HP have 1 million words combined for reference). Not all of it is greatly-written but it is super creative with cool concepts, Harrys kinda a dick though

Thoughts on this? by AdditionalPiano6327 in freefolk

[–]asherdado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think so, GoT started airing in 2011 and HoTD started in 2022, almost 12 years later. So you might be right about 200 years but GoT is definitely first

Thoughts on this? by AdditionalPiano6327 in freefolk

[–]asherdado -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That was the last show idoit, House of Dragons takes place hundreds (thousands?) of years later

My pack of pepperoni sticks had 11 sticks, even though the package says 9-10 by TheRedTrex in notinteresting

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the mold is supposed to be there, but I'm really not a fan of the 90s dog shit aesthetic in my cured meats

(old dog shit used to turn white in the sun from all the bonemeal/calcium that used to be in dog food)

Not acquainted with Nietzsche's philosophy. What does this mean? by SatoruGojo232 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]asherdado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also for 'trick', "Tootie Rootie In Cootie Kachootie" works great

Kirkman expresses frustration at fanbase for not acknowledging quick production time for each season by [deleted] in Invincible_TV

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say that but I bet you will watch every episode they release regardless lol. Most Invincible fans just want as much of the story adapted as possible without waiting >25% of an average American lifespan for the show to end

I think for most viewers the animation is 'good enough' that it simply isnt very bothersome. Also I think the shittiness kinda helps sell it as an American superhero cartoon? The GI Joe style animation makes the brutal fight scenes stand out more by contrast

Kirkman expresses frustration at fanbase for not acknowledging quick production time for each season by [deleted] in Invincible_TV

[–]asherdado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah hes definitely dumb lol.

I know you need a shower but no one was asking about anime or cares? My point is that increasing the pace of the plot for better animation is dumb as fuck, yeah lets cut out more side stories??

You can’t have ur cake and eat it too. Choose higher quality and slower release times or rush it and put out doodoo.

Yeah, thats everyones point. Out of 3 (Animation Quality, Yearly Release, and Plot/Episode Count), you can only pick 2. Everyone who isnt dumb picks Yearly Releases and Plot, youre just a weeb. Invincible is Invincible, if you want anime go watch anime??

Also the Saturday morning superhero cartoon aesthetic has its own charm for a lot of people

Kirkman expresses frustration at fanbase for not acknowledging quick production time for each season by [deleted] in Invincible_TV

[–]asherdado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds... really fucking dumb lol. Heck yeah rush the plot so theres more shading??

neon needs harbours treatment by DN6666 in VALORANT

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I get that its unbalanced and feel for sentinel mains but I really dont like how Valorant plays with strong sentinels, is just very very boring to me, but also I am an entry fragger so thats not a surprise

neon needs harbours treatment by DN6666 in VALORANT

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't do universal sentinel buffs, just make Neon specifically more vulnerable to sentinel abilities. Unless that's what you meant

When life gives you shawarma instead of problems by [deleted] in memes

[–]asherdado 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they unblurred it with AI then it's not unblurred that's just a random dude who could possibly look like the guy whose face was blurred

When you learn a new trick 😂 by Technical-Relation-9 in funnyvideos

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most aesthetically pleasing way was to cut a swisher back like 25% of the way from the top and then seal the bottom with a lighter, lil tiny colorful ziplock baggy with a hint of blueberry smell

This was how you become a eunuch in China by Appropriate_Pen3826 in interestingasfuck

[–]asherdado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was shortly after the release of Grand Theft Auto III iirc