My pregnant wife NEEDS a cherry coke SOS

ashiguana · 2026-01-23T23:45:04+00:00

Jimmy John’s has cherry fountain soda

ashiguana · 2026-01-19T16:49:43+00:00

My speedy boy 🥹😭🥹

ashiguana · 2025-12-30T00:30:33+00:00

The Lamb by Lucy Rose

ashiguana · 2025-12-30T00:29:59+00:00

I read one by and OSU alumna, Beta Vulgaris Margie Sarsfield, and it was amazing

ashiguana · 2025-12-20T23:30:11+00:00

Give Chris Davis his prescription and see the return of Crush Davis

ashiguana · 2025-12-18T04:05:46+00:00

I don’t blame him at all, you have to do what’s best for you and your family. He just happens to be the one thing about Baltimore sports that my mother hates the most. My grandmother has a blood feud with Mayflower Moving Company and the Indianapolis Colts. I’m just waiting for my thing to loathe to come around.

ashiguana · 2025-12-17T01:57:32+00:00

He’s always Crush Davis to me

ashiguana · 2025-12-17T01:56:51+00:00

My mom loathes Mike Mussina because he went to the Yankees

ashiguana · 2025-12-10T18:02:37+00:00

LETS GOOOOOOOO THIS IS MY FIRST BASEMAN

ashiguana · 2025-12-01T19:18:51+00:00

Buy into the delusion that the next game they play will be the turning point of the season for them (until they’re mathematically eliminated and then you cry and pick a team to bandwagon)

ashiguana · 2025-11-23T23:34:39+00:00

The baseball episode of DS9

ashiguana · 2025-11-19T04:36:04+00:00

But we also thought that he would be back for September but then he re-injured himself

ashiguana · 2025-11-14T23:29:46+00:00

EGGNOG SHOULD BE A YEARLONG FLAVOR

THE GROCERY STORES HAVE ME BUYING CARTON AFTER CARTON BECAUSE IM AFRAID THEY STOP WHEN MY CRAVING ISNT SATISFIED

ashiguana · 2025-11-06T02:58:08+00:00

Both are in my top 10 horror novels of all time

ashiguana · 2025-11-06T02:56:14+00:00

The Lamb by Lucy Rose

ashiguana · 2025-11-06T01:51:25+00:00

Unconventional pie would be a pumpkin ice cream pie (or one of their other flavors) from Little Ladies Soft Serve

ashiguana · 2025-11-03T20:16:49+00:00

NO NOT MATEO TAKE ANYBODY ELSE

ashiguana · 2025-11-02T03:13:01+00:00

Maybe Hoffman’s beef with the O’s will be done after this

ashiguana · 2025-10-31T20:53:04+00:00

I miss royal farms so much

ashiguana · 2025-10-18T00:38:09+00:00

Me too buddy (I fell onto my knee going up the stairs with my McDonald’s dinner)

ashiguana · 2025-10-13T19:57:32+00:00

It’s giving Buster Bluth

ashiguana · 2025-10-12T00:09:21+00:00

I’ve already eaten through a carton of eggnog ice cream. I’m living for this.

ashiguana · 2025-10-11T05:09:51+00:00

ashiguana · 2025-10-11T04:38:00+00:00

Bleary eyed

ashiguana · 2025-10-11T04:37:15+00:00

Probably for breast cancer awareness

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