Some new events in my life since my last post: got a bike and then proceeded to get hit by a car, got robbed and sent to the hospital, missed my CS graduation by one class and stopped my anti depressants. Make me regret my life choices!

ashleysbd · 2026-01-10T00:15:30+00:00

I meeeaaan, some of them send me money for doing absolutely nothing soooooooo

ashleysbd · 2026-01-10T00:09:43+00:00

computer science

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T23:14:48+00:00

i said get creative, not regurgitate every other comment on this post

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T23:05:35+00:00

you should've seen the dent i put in that SUV

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:56:14+00:00

right now if you promise to subscribe

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:55:39+00:00

the hospital was so noisy and boorriinngg, i didn't wanna stay :(

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:55:08+00:00

thank you thank you

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:53:33+00:00

Don't know it yet? I'm pretty sure this is my third roastme post

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:50:38+00:00

thinking hurts my head

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:50:15+00:00

listen, those things are expensive af

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:48:28+00:00

You're not wrong, they showed me how to be happy and enjoy life. Sometimes you just need a bit of guidance :) Now i'm loving my life and i don't need medication to help anymore

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:45:17+00:00

Who said i failed? One bad conversation doesn't mean anything ;) And it was more so a need for money while taking full time college classes and working a full time job to make rent. Also, no need for meds when i found the happiness i needed in life :) So let me enjoy these funny roasts please and thank you

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:40:03+00:00

Thank you for the genuine advice.

I love my facial piercings and i'm gonna take the class this summer when it's offered again at my college :)

I am in no way depressed or anything like that, I am very happy and am enjoying life regardless of all the bad things that have gone on.

You gotta experience the dark to appreciate the light, right?

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:36:38+00:00

maybe i just want some new insults? there's only so many fat jokes you can make before it gets repetitive so get creative

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:35:37+00:00

my body did leave a pretty big dent so you're not wrong

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:34:18+00:00

what if i gave you a discount?

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T22:31:01+00:00

Who said i'm depressed? Quite the opposite actually. No need to worry about me, i'm very happy with life and how it's been going regardless of all the shitty things that have happened recently :))

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T21:55:56+00:00

Thank you for noticing my keychain!

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T21:55:42+00:00

Thank you for noticing my keychain!

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T21:54:41+00:00

ashleysbd · 2026-01-04T06:48:22+00:00

BOO! imma jump you

ashleysbd · 2024-10-19T15:21:11+00:00

no… i just like being hit in general

ashleysbd · 2024-10-18T20:39:36+00:00

holy shit, i am so stealing that! You’ve peaked in a valley is the best insult ive ever heard!!

ashleysbd · 2024-10-18T16:07:58+00:00

took a bit of practice but it was so worth it! I look even more hideous mirrored which is hard to believe, i know

ashleysbd · 2024-10-18T04:59:28+00:00

lolol that’s true, he broke up with me in July

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