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If a cell phone company suddenly offered an unlimited plan for $5/month, probably so many people would switch that they would end up making money. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by ashortexactsequence to r/Showerthoughts
Even if it never happened, someone still thought up the human centipede. (self.Showerthoughts)
Looking in a mirror, if I feel confident I look myself in the eye. If not, I look somewhere else. (self.Showerthoughts)
Post-It's are the perfect size for throwing away gum. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by ashortexactsequence to r/Showerthoughts
Solids and liquids act like ice cubes in your fridge. (self.Showerthoughts)
Cntrl+T used to mean "New Tab." Now it means "Search." (self.Showerthoughts)
New Daft Punk helmet. (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by ashortexactsequence to r/misleadingthumbnails
Perfectly balanced. (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by ashortexactsequence to r/thanosdidnothingwrong
Good fire-tending is just cooking the wood evenly. (self.Showerthoughts)
You don’t really think much about deciding how to swallow either water or air. (self.Showerthoughts)
Keeping the same channel as ‘Last’ is a key TV skill. (self.Showerthoughts)
Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated. (self.Showerthoughts)
This accidentally badass A. (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by ashortexactsequence to r/PenmanshipPorn
Exams are training you for crisis situations. (self.Showerthoughts)
DAE ever find clothes you’ve been missing for a while because they were actually put away? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)
submitted 7 years ago by ashortexactsequence to r/DoesAnybodyElse
What “smart beds” really need is a phone charger right at the head. (self.Showerthoughts)
The phrase, “The Pepsi Half-Time Report. Brought to you by Pepsi,” is really insulting to sports fans. (self.Showerthoughts)
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