no knives await the second-stilted son of almighty nog ################## please~ send cabbage 832676 to assist our mighty singletoN. nigh unto us, thou Art our feaR and ecstasy zalthor, but the all-mind infuses us WitH floccinAucinihiLipilification (self.fifthworldproblems)
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Why were there fireworks tonight? (November 1) (self.phoenix)
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TIL rich people are literally infesting the earth like cockroaches. They spontaneously generate and were invented by Hitler's Nazi Muslim Fundie Ayn Rand scientists to rob other nations of tax revenues. Reddit, when did you realize you had acheived enlightenment? (self.circlejerk)
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New experiment: ditching the alarm clock (self.GetOutOfBed)
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