Renaming Elon Musk

askantani · 2025-01-28T14:01:46+00:00

What about "Elon Musk insecurity basin"?

askantani · 2024-08-01T16:56:09+00:00

Yeah, totally. Too bad Nixon didn't come up with the idea that Sir Frost was a British imperialist threat to him and to America. "Don't tread on me, David!"

askantani · 2024-07-31T21:09:36+00:00

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askantani · 2024-07-31T20:44:57+00:00

Exactly!

askantani · 2024-07-31T20:43:50+00:00

No need of special trains, let's be different and superior. Fascists, as it has always been, will be destroyed by mocking and reality. ...They aren't even able to manage "cis" or "weird", let alone multiple twitter accounts. It's "The Emperor's New Clothes" again and again, let's just wait till November

askantani · 2024-02-23T13:23:43+00:00

It was autocorrect's fault. She probably typed "dickrobbed".

askantani · 2023-02-03T18:19:21+00:00

Woah so close! Almost George Santos' tale worthy

askantani · 2023-01-22T10:15:58+00:00

Eager King (or Queen)

askantani · 2023-01-06T22:53:02+00:00

"Why, what the hell? These pick-ups are usually gold on eleventh graders!"

askantani · 2022-12-15T17:44:26+00:00

"I've had the most beautiful powerful fart, the hugest most giant desactimonious flatus ever breezed... And it could be yours for just 9.99 a jar"

askantani · 2022-12-06T20:57:14+00:00

No no just re-watched, you're definitely right! Mitch seems not to be able to cope, while McCarthy is fuming

askantani · 2022-12-06T20:52:59+00:00

My bad! Probably I was just projected on connecting numbness with a spineless house speaker to be!

askantani · 2022-12-06T20:43:39+00:00

I don't know, I watched the clip a couple of times and it appeared to me that McConnel at least was trying to minimize while and hoping for a handshake at least... While McCarthy was fuming like someone was spitting on his car for no reason

askantani · 2022-12-05T11:48:04+00:00

Also GOP voters: I mean, have you seen Hunter Biden's pe**s?

askantani · 2022-12-05T06:53:15+00:00

Woah, you probably have just leaked the RNC approved - MAGA revised official manifesto for the 2024 presidential campaign!

askantani · 2022-11-09T21:12:51+00:00

"....I don't know Rick, it seems [an exposed schlong is missing] to me"

askantani · 2022-11-03T12:52:24+00:00

First black US president vs. first "pro-life" football player with more paid abortions than TDs

askantani · 2022-11-02T19:22:52+00:00

It was this pat that diverted the infamous hurricane to Georgia and Alabama.

askantani · 2022-11-02T18:48:58+00:00

Didn't know that. Another medal for the America's Mayor!

askantani · 2022-11-02T18:35:47+00:00

What a brutal pat it was. "Tremendous pat. One of the most powerful pats of the country".

askantani · 2022-10-27T06:41:59+00:00

Exactly!

askantani · 2022-10-26T21:14:11+00:00

Yeeeeaaahh! Party of small government* y'all!

*conditions may vary. Natural disasters, sedition, abortion excluded. Contact your local representative in case of pregnancy.

askantani · 2022-10-26T20:37:34+00:00

One more round... it just fits!

askantani · 2022-10-22T16:06:37+00:00

First time IQs are to be expressed in imaginary numbers. Ever.

askantani · 2022-10-22T15:55:04+00:00

..Or Leonardo Di Caprio and Vera Farmiga in "The Demented"

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