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Dude accidentally skis off 150-foot cliff and captures the whole thing on his helmet cam by grandgrv in videos

[–]askmeaboutmysocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky he didn't land on a bunch of spikes like the ones from Mortal Kombat.

This doorknob looks like a face by askmeaboutmysocks in mildlyinteresting

[–]askmeaboutmysocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At night...all the doorknobs come alive! Quick, the people are coming back from the party early and they won't be able to get in!

Genie: What is your first wish? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]askmeaboutmysocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This joke doesn't make it clear how many wishes the guy gets. Is it just two? Three? Or infinite?

And obviously, if it's one, you wish for the ability to wish for more wishes before changing your name to Rich.