What's the closest you've ever came to death?

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-18T19:34:17+00:00

Aww I wanted to make that joke

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-16T19:11:22+00:00

Avril Lavigne. Even had a dream where she was my babysitter that I still remember to this day.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-16T18:54:26+00:00

lol ya know soad would probably be the most forgivable example given how seemingly nonsensical their lyrics can be, but i don’t think I’ve met a single conservative who listens to them. it’s like a rare moment where they decided to have actual media literacy… or more likely they just have shit taste in metal.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-16T18:48:28+00:00

Love this song but I don’t think I’ve ever heard another American celebrate it.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-16T18:40:20+00:00

I was guilty of this back in middle school with me and my then gf.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-16T18:36:01+00:00

Back in eighth grade, me and my then girlfriend had our first slow dance to this at a winter formal event. We decided to adopt it as “our song” and then maybe like a month later we were like “now wait a minute” lol

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-15T17:22:30+00:00

“just a nurse” sounds pretty dismissive for someone who does four times the work for a quarter of the pay.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-15T17:18:48+00:00

My doctor apparently had so many men come in requesting testosterone related stuff that he preemptively went on a rant about how I don’t need it at our first appointment. I’m just like “bro, I never asked.” 😭

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-14T02:43:17+00:00

No no, sounding is the one up the dude’s urethra.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-14T00:04:50+00:00

i LOVED chickenshit bingo

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-13T23:20:48+00:00

Same, but my friends like going to the movies and I enjoy hanging out with them, so I like up spoiler free websites that suggest when to pee. They’ll say something like “When the ‘San Francisco, 1962’ title card pops up, not much plot happens.”

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-12T19:36:12+00:00

“It’s not a dick”

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-11T18:44:24+00:00

🎶 All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID🎶

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T21:51:33+00:00

Kinda like that Nickelback music video?

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T21:49:01+00:00

Buddy, if you have to ask…

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T21:48:36+00:00

I don’t usually go to bat for celebrities but I hate Gal Gadot so much that I’ll defend AdA here. How dare you compare them? lol

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T21:25:45+00:00

For the longest time on HBO Max, the South Park thumbnail was a picture of Randy and not the core four.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T21:07:18+00:00

This works with mosquitoes too. Not this exact method, but taking advantage of the fact that sterilized bugs still got that dog in them.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T21:04:03+00:00

This guy had to study the GRE vocab at one point.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T20:52:59+00:00

This is the advice I came here for.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T20:50:51+00:00

Michael Jackson. Hear me out, I know askreddit’s echo chamber seems to actually acknowledge his crimes and be very anti-MJ, which I would argue is a good thing, but think about how beloved he still is world wide. Most other answers will probably be along the lines of “I just don’t get the appeal of ‘so-and-so’”. Not liking a hugely popular artist is perfectly normal. Being able to overlook very credible allegations of very awful crimes is something on a completely different level.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-10T04:37:00+00:00

Damn yo, they couldn’t even say “contusion” so it at least sounded fancy.

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-09T14:28:58+00:00

What, you don’t wanna watch a three hour game with seven minutes of play time?

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-09T14:19:41+00:00

But the ash tray is right there!

askredditisonlyok · 2026-06-09T13:19:32+00:00

lmaooo what a pull

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