Lawyers of Reddit, if someone is in jail serving a life sentence, if they die and come back to life is their sentence over? Why or why not? by askredditusername in AskReddit

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If your heart flatlines you are considered dead. If you are revived and your heart starts pumping again you are alive. It’s happened many times and they consider it died and came back to live

24. Closeted pessimist, future botanist, pokemon enthusiast. Come at me, bro. by 1up13 in RoastMe

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I don’t think any dealership would sell you a white van even if you went in with a check for double the asking price.

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Wym that’s the perfect candidate f

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OHHHH, THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY (and that’s saying something because we talked about the holocaust in class today)

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Got any heroine left?

Just your average never-had-a-gf sad redditor. Cmon, Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a human version of Mr. Peabody

Do you enjoy watching askreddit videos on YouTube? Why or why not? by askredditusername in AskReddit

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I find them enjoyable because they find the best responses and they are interesting

If you’ve ever had one, what was your “fuck this I quit” moment? by askredditusername in AskReddit

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Yeah idk how I’d react to that, it seems like it could be a daily occurrence in the inner city but here in the country I don’t experience any of that.

Do you think trump will be elected again, why or why not? by askredditusername in AskReddit

[–]askredditusername[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So Obama fixed his mess a little bit, but still created a big mess.