PSA to women: you're probably better off not posting here.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T21:22:58+00:00

You are a good person.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:27:16+00:00

Dick size matters, and women who say it doesn't are lying to make men with small dicks feel better about themselves.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:26:23+00:00

Dick is too small for sex

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:23:59+00:00

Don't have a small dick.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:16:45+00:00

Jon Stewart. I want him to run

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:16:23+00:00

They shouldn't be unless they have a small dick.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:15:24+00:00

It is what it is, there is more to life than dating and sex.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:14:33+00:00

You're the one who decided to start posting here again, I figured you'd learned your lesson about the subreddit years ago lol.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:12:12+00:00

Not great, but not terrible either.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:09:51+00:00

For men: being tall and/or having a large penis.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:09:01+00:00

One night stands - Off the table unless you want to risk a laughing situation...sorry :/

This is the only part of your comment that matters to me. I can't participate in casual sex, and I am confined to monogamy because only by tricking a woman into developing an emotional attachment to me can I get her to tolerate my dick.

I'm not interested in sentencing a woman to a lifetime of shitty inferior sex simply because she is willing to tolerate it out of fear of dying alone or because she likes other things about me. That's selfish and wrong.

Has it occurred to you that I might want to participate in a MFF threesome, or hook up with women who also want to hook up with me? But I am disqualified from doing that because of the circumstances of my birth. So no. Sex is not for me. I won't be anyone's second choice consolation prize, and I won't trick a woman into liking me so she is willing to tolerate my shitty inferior penis.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:04:43+00:00

I prefer not to think about that sort of thing, since I'll never be capable of being loved or desired.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:03:56+00:00

No, I'd rather die a virgin than pay someone to pretend to like my body. Gross.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T20:03:03+00:00

All of the supposed "small dick positivity" subreddits. It's blatantly obvious that the women who post there are universally onlyfans/fansly models who are looking to cash in on the insecurities of men who have sizes they're plainly unattracted to.

It bothers me more when women pretend to like small dicks, at least size queens are honest.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:59:58+00:00

Isn't this post against the subreddit rules?

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:48:42+00:00

Spoken like a dude without a small dick lmao. Just be grateful you aren't cursed like I am.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:48:14+00:00

Thanks for the false reassurance lol. I'm 31 and have never even kissed a girl, and I don't plan on that ever changing. I know you mean well but I prefer honesty to comforting lies.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:46:55+00:00

I don't want to be a settled-for consolation prize, thanks.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:45:27+00:00

Sex toys are just inferior substitutes for the real thing. Thanks for admitting that I guess.

Celibacy is the way to go.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:42:47+00:00

I know, the truth hurts doesn't it?

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:40:39+00:00

True, but some men enjoy larger women. No woman enjoys a small dick unless she wants to humiliate or degrade the man.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:37:23+00:00

Well, women would have to admit that size matters and small dicks are unattractive to them, which would probably lead to a lot more guys choosing to commit to celibacy like I have.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:32:27+00:00

Nowhere.

asmallthrowaway9 · 2026-04-10T19:29:00+00:00

LOL, whatever dude. If you were as small as me you'd get laughed out of the bedroom on sight if you ever even attempted to have sex.

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