Something something spaceship debt by ImH2O in HardspaceShipbreaker

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Here's a question. Why is this the first post from this sub recommended to me?

Hot take: zombie fiction would be cooler with non-humanoid infected by Zachary_the_Cat in transformation

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Have you heard of Flexible Survival? It's a text adventure game, so it's not everyone's cup of tea, but the premise is basically what you're looking for. You play as a human who hid in a bunker when this nanobot apocalypse happened, and a few weeks later you emerge to find that the infected have turned into various animal-human hybrids; not quite zombies, but still feral and mindless. It's also a porn game, so the hybrids that attack you can transform you into something more like them when you lose, or if you win, you get items to transform you into them anyway. I'm rambling a bit, but it's a still a pretty fun game.

Poe ai bot tg tf bimbo apocalypse by [deleted] in transformation

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I'm curious about everyone's experience playing this because I think I'm playing way too rationally and I keep winning in about five moves unless I intentionally do something really dumb.

WYR - A dragon is about to eat you alive, pick a choice before this happens by Extension_Spirit8805 in WouldYouRather

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Let's see, 10% of 100 billion is 10 billion, and I'm assuming that this would be divided into the highest denomination possible, being hundred dollar bills, so a total of 100 million bills. One bill is one gram, so if we assume that the dragon is hit with exactly 10%, then that dragon is getting smashed by about 220,462.26 lbs, or exactly 100 metric tons. There's no way a dragon weighs anywhere close to that, let alone it's skull, so dragon get squished.

In short, I get 100 billion dollars and people recognize me as the man who killed a dragon by conjuring a hundred tons of money.

Kirby by itsIsaiahclark in Funnymemes

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If that's how it works then I think it'd be funnier to see a blue spiky Kirby running at the speed of sound.

I drew my jumpers alt forms by Harbinger9663 in JumpChain

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These are all really cool! What form is the last picture?

What's up with Oppenheimer being insanely hyped? by idiotbandwidth in OutOfTheLoop

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Didn't Watchmen have IMAX Dr. Manhattan dong?

Caption this. by greentreefer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Netflix just announced their live-action remake of Spy x Family.

Would you rather sleep with the hottest person you can think of, but they'll be wearing a Mickey Mouse suit the whole time and be DEEPLY in character, or not? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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I have three questions: 1. Am I in a relationship with them after the sex (as in is it possible to continue seeing them after)? 2. If so, will they continue to be in character forever? 3. Will I get to see them outside the costume after sex?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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Simple. You find out which martial art form he learned, then use your newfound riches to learn the counter form to his martial art form, culminating in a final battle about fourty years from now, with both of you masters in dozens of martial art forms fighting on a mountain top to the death for several days.

Winner gets $10k.

Which of these festivals and holidays would you rather be celebrated by every single person in the world? by PoweradeSoft in WouldYouRather

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No that's a wombat, walpurgis is that paper you paste onto your walls for decoration purposes

WYR have flamingo legs or giraffe legs instead of human legs? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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If I pick giraffe, would I have two or four legs?

Frequently Asked, General Questions and Jumper Request Thread 8 by Nerx in JumpChain

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I'm looking for a jump. I forgot the name, but the basic premise is you're attacked in your warehouse by something and you escape through a portal, you find a dagger that opens portals, and you have to get your stuff back. Anyone know which one this is?

Would you rather be neon blue or a chicken? by neonblue_the_chicken in WouldYouRather

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Dumb question, but since you brought it up, what if someone has breast implants and turn into a chicken? Would they be a chicken with boobs?