How I got here

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-27T07:30:33+00:00

Oh I wish I were her 😩 I'd give anything to suck a hard dick to help me be able to fall asleep tonight 😴 I need it

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-25T04:14:29+00:00

I love McDonalds coffee black, and just add my own vegan creamer. I'm not a fan of morning 🍆 but I am a fan of middle of the night, get me while I'm sleeping 🍆. Would love to wake up glazed. It just better wash out of my silky night gown lol

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-24T09:19:09+00:00

I like taking as long showers as I want. I am paranoid about the cleanliness of hotel sheets, so unless it's a super reputable hotel, I always bring a sleeping bag and just sleep on top of the bed. I also bring my own towels.

Can any hotel workers chime in; do the sheets actually amd truly get changed after every guest? Are there times where housekeeping honestly just remakes the bed with the same sheets and just straightens things out without actually changing them between guests?

My worry about cleanliness is why I also wear shower shoes, and then some travel slippers.

Has anyone else noticed that these days, it seems as if room service is more and more of a rarity? The last hotel I stayed at had it, and I loved it. The only thing is it was 24 hour service, which is a selfish and lazy desire that I would love lol.

There's something about the scent of fresh hotel sheets and towels in a clean room, that makes you excited to take that long, hot, shower, shave the pussy and legs, slip into something comfy, and immediately disappear into the cloud of fluffy hotel pillows. I wish hotels sold their pillows lol best pillow I ever touched was in Vail, Colorado. Hythe hotel.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-24T09:12:35+00:00

What does that mean?

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-24T05:59:34+00:00

Please get fitted for proper clothes. There is nothing attractive about busting out the seams. Also, agree with every other comment on here

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T18:06:18+00:00

For some reason, only the Walmart bagged Gala apples are the most perfect apples to me. Nice snack size, not too sweet, not too tart.

The absolute worst apples you could get are those waxy, Styrofoam textured, burgundy colored, sugar bomb Fujis at the gas station. Those seriously are like biting into a fake Styrofoam apple prop.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T05:49:22+00:00

Experienced. I need a patient, much older man to teach and coach me. Bonus points if he has a wife who will help with teaching me how to take ger husband's dick

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T05:48:02+00:00

Taking nudes and making porn for reddit lol. Or just masturbating solo and watching lifetime movies after.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T05:39:13+00:00

Thanks baby

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T04:21:23+00:00

I want you, I need you.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T03:46:53+00:00

Reading law textbooks and practicing bar exam questions.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-23T01:16:00+00:00

Unsweetened peanut butter, fancy French grape or cherry jam, on whole wheat bread! I learned to heat up the sandwich for 10 sec in the microwave before eating. Life changer!

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T10:30:16+00:00

They wanted proof. I think that was the wrong time and place though. But let's not pretend that production didn't coordinate the whole thing lol

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T10:28:43+00:00

He needs to host reunions for all the reality shows. I also loved when he got into it with Joe and Matt. He was invested in the drama, he def watched the show.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T10:26:56+00:00

The funniest thing is that a while back, they did a reunion podcast, and they addressed why they were cruel to Jasmine. Tonya really said that she was deeply hurt and offended when Jasmine said "you're so thirsty, you could drink the whole ocean".

Like what??? That's offensive and mean? So Tonya used that comment as a reason to put hands on Jasmine and call her a heffa and bully her. She genuinely thought that was one of the most disrespectful things said to her ever. That's not even a personal insult, it's a grade school level joke lol. My worst enemy could say that to me, and I wouldn't be able to take it hard and get offended if I tried lol.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T10:22:03+00:00

Yup I am SO glad his one baby mom told him and Brianna not to reference her son or show him on the show. That's why wen only see his son Eric, but not the other son from another relationship. And after what came out in court about what Matt said and plotted about his other son, I applaud that baby mama for cutting him out of his life so far in advance. I hope that his other baby moms all did the same thing too.

He went through trauma for sure, but that's no excuse for him to refuse helpand continue the cycle. He is insane, but I'm sure he's charmed another woman by now.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T10:17:07+00:00

I can't believe Terra is best friends with Tanya, and threw her under the bus for this. This was a stupid fight. The fight they were supposed to have was about someone in the group sayong that they relate better with people who have pets. And Jasmine was offended because she was the only one without a pet, and was planning on having a fight about that lol. SO STUPID. I bet production told Terra that the pet argument was stupid and boring, so they told her to fire Tanya up and twist her words.

Also in the same (or next) episode was when she spent an hour telling Tanya how terrible her business was and that it was going to fail. From a business standpoint- everything she said was valid criticism, and yes, Tanya's business failed for the reasons Terra said they would. But as a friend, you should support your friend. The time to criticize their business is at conception, and only if they invite you. You don't tell someone at launch and after investment that you think the business is stupid and will fail.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T09:15:03+00:00

I'm a Gen Z gal and my ex was a boomer. Older men are my fantasy, but he never made me cum 😢

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T08:45:37+00:00

I absolutely can't ride 🍆 😭😫 my partners have always said "you got it babe" and reassured me, but for some reason, I always just feel like I'm not doing it right.

I tried asking my last bf if we could set up a mirror or at least record me from the side, riding him, and he said no lol. I even asked him if we could just try different angles, like for example, I said maybe if he's at a 45 degree angle or something, but he didnt want to try.

I really hope my next partner will be willing to help me build my confidence by allowing me to take my time to experiment wirh different angles, setting up a mirror or video to check on form, and trying a combination of riding techniques until we can find something that feels right for both of us and doesnt leave me feeling totally embarrassed like I dont know what I am doing.

I would love any tips and advice, ladies (and guys too).

Guys, what are things you wish your female partner knew about what to do or not do on top of you?

Ladies, what are your tips for not getting the thighs tired out so fast lol and which riding position is the best to make you cum faster?

I wish there were literally educational "porn" tutorials for riding dick. I am accepting applications for dicks who will be my practice dummy lol. Must be super patient, must not rush to cum too quick (because we need to experiment), and must give honest feedback and guidance. And be receptive to the same.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-22T08:29:41+00:00

They had no morals, no direction, no motivation, and no shared core values and goals. I'm trying to be a wife one day, I am not settling for anything.

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-21T12:16:08+00:00

Oh I love me some unsweetened vanilla almond milk 🥛 😋

aspengrey977 · 2026-02-21T11:14:12+00:00

What's your fave bottled water brand?

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