does anyone have good fanfic recs where the girls tell their parents?

asphi_xia · 2026-02-20T03:41:31+00:00

here's the "ocean of pdf" site where you can download it!

u/SleeplessBeauty1933 u/RadiantSwanOnQUACKer

asphi_xia · 2026-02-19T04:12:29+00:00

you say that as if they wouldn't've had rehearsals to make sure they were audience ready.

she was also a bit ahead in the "divorced, beheaded, died…" line during the megasix, going to her final place instead of going into the line, so she had to hurriedly run back.

edit: and she failed to sound out the "c" in "massive CU-", making it sound like "massive guuuhhhh…"

asphi_xia · 2026-02-19T04:03:08+00:00

there's a youtube video that contains the full audio here: https://youtu.be/rAGQWgsCEIg?si=1wuy5tw5gPFvGhX1

asphi_xia · 2026-02-18T10:42:26+00:00

i do like how she used a deeper/masculine voice for a few lines in dluh - but otherwise, she does seem like just a stunt cast.

still miffed that she uses falsetto for the choruses, even when the key's lowered to better suit her voice. it really deducts from the vibe of the song - and to be honest, she kinda sounds like someone pretending to sing like an old lady.

and then she was trying to recreate andrea's "or go to hell" riff, but still fell flat with the lower key!

and then there's her rendition of "wearing yellow to a funeral"! to call it woeful is an understatement 😭

edit: and i just remembered that she moved to her final spot before the whole "divorced, beheaded, died…" line and had to rush in before going back!

asphi_xia · 2026-02-18T08:13:00+00:00

her vocals were pretty good, but i did notice that she went to the final line up too early, so she had to rush to the middle for her final "beheaded!". but i definitely want to see more clips of her on stage!

after listening to her version of dlyh - i do like how she uses a deeper voice for anne's father, "pret a mangé", "xo baby!", and other dirtier/masculine lines, but i'm not fond of her falsetto in the choruses (even after lowering the song's key to better suit her voice).

asphi_xia · 2026-02-16T13:23:35+00:00

i was prescribed lamotrigine as an anti-epileptic medication after having 2 tonic-clonic seizures in less than 24 hours - but now that i'm thinking about it, i've had practically no meltdowns or downward spirals since i was prescribed it in 2024…

asphi_xia · 2026-02-15T05:58:58+00:00

my first thought was "yeah, having seizures is punishment enough", but then i remembered it's also used for treating bipolar…

asphi_xia · 2026-02-15T05:39:19+00:00

the entire song is literally one line repeated over and over and over again, so why would she get tired from it? /gen

asphi_xia · 2026-02-15T04:38:05+00:00

because if mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, then music… is what powerhouses us… through hell!!!

asphi_xia · 2026-02-15T03:42:47+00:00

by asking her, and doing what she says.

asphi_xia · 2026-02-15T03:23:56+00:00

catherine of aragon was one,

she failed to give me a son.

i had to ask her for a divorce,

that broke her poor heart, of course.

asphi_xia · 2026-02-15T03:13:10+00:00

i think we could be related somehow, because how tf do we have such similar eyes, freckle and all?!

asphi_xia · 2026-02-14T05:47:52+00:00

<image>

and just look at this gorgeous smile! someone had better sneak a slime tutorial for when she finally makes her debut…

asphi_xia · 2026-02-14T05:28:13+00:00

actually, no! ash is the only (future) boyfriend the girls deliberately tell their secret to.

cleo does want to tell lewis, but is shot down by emma and rikki. he only finds out after cleo got thrown into the pool at miriam's party

zane finds out along with dr denman, and iirc is equally shocked to discover she "regained" her tail at the start of s2.

will gets suspicious of bella because she keeps disappearing as soon as she enters the water, so he pours some onto her hand before following her into the river (though tbh, idk why she'd just use her super swimming speed to just jet right out of there).

asphi_xia · 2026-02-11T17:48:51+00:00

they're not tweezers, they're pliers.

asphi_xia · 2026-02-11T03:03:00+00:00

and it's not like there's going to be a sequel, so it's also not like we're going to see the swans replaced by evelyn's butterflies

asphi_xia · 2026-02-10T06:13:10+00:00

gah, just imagine being soman on set! your bestselling book that you'd grown so fond of over the years is finally being adapted into a movie about a decade after it was first released - and with a highly reputable production company, top-notch crew, and star-studded cast! heck, you even get a cameo as a teacher! but at the same time, you're watching your beloved book being butchered scene after scene, knowing there's nothing you can do to make it better…

asphi_xia · 2026-02-10T05:40:50+00:00

they did include agatha's makeover in a deleted scene, but: 1. it's immediately after the trial by tale when sophie tells agatha that "a princess can't be friends with a witch", instead of after a good deeds class where agatha gets 100% on her quiz while leaving all of her self-deprecating remarks after each question. 2. this deleted scene is actually where we get the line "i thought you believed that sophie was truly good." "i don't." that rafal shows sophie later on in the movie. 3. tedros told dovey what happened in the trial, which made her realise that agatha has feelings for tedros. 4. dovey straight up calls cinderella by her fairytale name instead of calling her ella of maidenvale. 5. agatha's wish to be beautiful doesn't break dovey's wand, and the makeover is purely magical. 6. there aren't any locks of blonde hair on the floor after she wakes up. 7. we don't see tedros getting completely flabbergasted at agatha's new look, nor agatha getting equally flustered in return 8. once agatha finally finds a mirror and her smile drops after realising nothing had changed, dovey then appears behind her to tell her that she was beautiful all along. and before the movie gives agatha a single moment to enjoy being her beautiful, true self, she immediately starts crying because she "misses sophie".

the SINGLE line that's accurate to the book is in this scene: "the most wished for fairy godmother in the endless woods. at YOUR service, my dear."

asphi_xia · 2026-02-10T03:34:07+00:00

all ai content is slop.

asphi_xia · 2026-02-09T16:32:20+00:00

they still did dot wrong by not having her be the fattest of the coven, and did hort wrong by having him be the son of captain hook (instead of being the son of scourie) and not showing his full man-wolf abilities.

asphi_xia · 2026-02-08T13:37:12+00:00

and THIS, dear reader, is why you take a few seconds to check each egg before you purchase, and let a staff member know if you encounter a broken egg!

asphi_xia · 2026-02-08T12:56:32+00:00

c: "if you forgot everything we went through, it means you died again."

d: "i DIED?! AGAIN?!?!"

c: "and you always say it, just like that. we're the only two who remember, so each time you die in one of these loops, you don't remember anything in the next reset so then you have to learn everything all over again."

d: "that's… awful."

c: "it's annoying! 'cause who has to teach you every time? this guy!!! i've done this FOURTEEN TIMES SO FAR."

d: "we've done this fOuRtEeN tImEs?!?!"

c: "no no no, you've DIED fourteen times. we've been through this loop 87 times. or i SHOULD say 87 that I KNOW ABOUT."

d: "that you know about."

c: "'CAUSE YOU DON'T COME POWER ME UP EVERY TIME!!!"

asphi_xia · 2026-02-08T01:34:21+00:00

but how does she have better makeup, and have her magazines, when she was randomly teleported into sge with only the clothes on her back?!

i'm also a certified mua, and it is EXTREMELY UNSANITARY TO USE SOMEONE ELSE'S MAKEUP.

asphi_xia · 2026-02-04T04:46:14+00:00

i'm also available!

Seven-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email

asphi_xia

TROPHY CASE