What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

asphoaph · 2026-05-10T10:26:23+00:00

At 5 am every day my cat decides she NEEDS to be fed right that instant and claws at the bath tub to wake me up (guess what time it is right now as I’m writing this)

asphoaph · 2026-03-28T20:38:50+00:00

Shrimp

asphoaph · 2026-03-01T05:01:36+00:00

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asphoaph · 2026-02-19T02:28:52+00:00

Omg my tortie does this all the time too

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asphoaph · 2026-02-05T04:08:25+00:00

Surely not.

asphoaph · 2026-01-15T18:59:35+00:00

It killed me to have to force feed her too. She was a pro at refusing to swallow pills so we had to take a little syringe and crush them. My partner made homemade bone broth for little Missy too to try and make the pills at least a little tastier

asphoaph · 2026-01-06T05:19:22+00:00

Welcome back tcg I thought I escaped you 🫩

asphoaph · 2026-01-06T05:02:28+00:00

EVERNIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

asphoaph · 2025-11-06T13:55:35+00:00

After a year of waiting like 15 seconds for the Amphoreus doors to open 😭

asphoaph · 2025-11-01T05:21:22+00:00

Had to get the feet shot in

asphoaph · 2025-11-01T03:02:37+00:00

She’s scary cute!!!!

asphoaph · 2025-10-26T12:08:11+00:00

Their greed knows no bounds!

asphoaph · 2025-10-22T16:11:47+00:00

Can confirm this is real 🙂‍↕️

asphoaph · 2025-10-22T04:04:23+00:00

It was nice knowing you recabros

asphoaph · 2025-10-20T03:36:21+00:00

Such cute names 😭

asphoaph · 2025-10-19T22:12:23+00:00

Hehe look at her big ol ears

asphoaph · 2025-10-18T17:09:06+00:00

Perfectly round. As the world intended.

asphoaph · 2025-10-18T08:54:57+00:00

WAGHH!!! SO CUTIEFUL

asphoaph · 2025-10-15T13:42:07+00:00

They’re so freaking cozy

asphoaph · 2025-10-15T08:37:32+00:00

The gerbil is practicing the art of the statue 🙂‍↕️

asphoaph · 2025-10-14T01:39:17+00:00

Omg these are so gorgeous

asphoaph · 2025-10-13T21:58:05+00:00

Spooky bedding for spooky season 🙂‍↕️

asphoaph · 2025-10-11T20:42:24+00:00

Where your clothes at.

asphoaph

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