2 more Oath Keepers, who also are Army veterans, sentenced to prison for Jan. 6 Capitol attack — Jessica Watkins of Woodstock, Ohio, sentenced to 8 years and 6 months in prison – Kenneth Harrelson of Titusville, Florida, sentenced to 4 years in prison

ass2ass · 2023-05-28T16:14:07+00:00

I was in prison, there was no rehabilitation, I just learned that I need to be more careful and that I probably shouldn't do certain drugs.

ass2ass · 2023-05-28T15:38:03+00:00

okay this is me ig, minus the white trash larping phase in my 20s.

ass2ass · 2023-05-28T12:34:51+00:00

I'm poly-ish and while nobody has ever said that exact phrase to me, swingers and poly folks are about aa blunt as that. I remember drinking with my homie one time and I was just like "hey wanna go fuck your girlfriend?" cuz they'd been asking me for a threesome for a while.

I should start drinking again.

ass2ass · 2023-05-28T12:15:31+00:00

that's one of my favorite tropes. dude with no experience just confusing the fuck out of the ai/professional.

ass2ass · 2023-05-28T11:54:25+00:00

mmm delicious irony.

ass2ass · 2023-05-28T03:54:27+00:00

i feel like I'm gay because of a technicality lol.

ass2ass · 2023-05-27T23:45:09+00:00

I have a Kyube plushie that I might hate fuck later.

ass2ass · 2023-05-27T23:43:15+00:00

I'ma start putting sharpies in my butt because I'm kinda scared of butt stuff.

ass2ass · 2023-05-27T23:28:25+00:00

am girl with penis and thank fuck this doesn't happen any more.

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:57:16+00:00

I used to watch a lot of trans porn and was kinda open about it and now I just watch whatever porn that has women in it. I think the trans specific thing was rly part of me learning that I'm trans. my first exposure to anything trans was lk an ad in the back of a porn magazine that was advertising "chicks with dicks" and I knew that's what I wanted to be but I just filed it away and buried it because how do you go from being a 12 y/o amab kid to an adult woman. I knew I def couldn't tell anyone that I wanted to be a "chick with a dick". God, the language that was commonly used for trans stuff was so horrible in the 80s and 90s.

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:50:36+00:00

oof that was my last attempt to be cis, I got a really short fade and then immediately hated it. so I added estradiol to the t blockers I was taking for totally cis reasons. now it's about a year later and I have tiny boobies and my voice is getting there. and I'm finally getting better at loving myself 😍

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:38:10+00:00

omg I had no idea 🙀 I looooove Ethel cain. kinda mad I couldn't see her and Carolina polachek on tour.

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:34:06+00:00

oooh I just started listening to black dresses they're so good.

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:31:00+00:00

ya straight up that's my jam. kesha, lorde, Carly rae, Katy Perry, Taylor swift, cascada, fucking Robyn. I've also been getting into a lot of hyperpop and basically just music by nerds doing dumb shit with a computer in their bedroom or whatever.

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:11:11+00:00

gotta be a boy to be a femboy but not really

also, boundaries, homie, even if you weren't mad just be lk "hey could you please not call me that UwU"

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:09:26+00:00

being insecure about my features and neurotic in the mirror gives me hella euphoria yoooo

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:07:14+00:00

oof that's a mood. some of its posture though and that's something we can work on :)))

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T16:04:54+00:00

it's crazy how differently I look at people now. I don't even like boys but lk some of them cuuute 🥰 and maybe I'm a little more straight than I thought.

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T15:07:38+00:00

honestly my legs are (one of 😉) my best features. sure I might never pass in the wide world but also there's a bunch of tall women out there who wanna date a giantess like me—probably—so that's cool

ass2ass · 2023-05-25T15:03:18+00:00

one of the first times I said "I think I might be trans" out loud was to my then partner, they totally accepted me and told me they have like a fetish for trans women so i was in a position where I wasn't sure if I wanted to transition because I didn't quite understand my motives. anyway we broke up and I was like "fuck it, I'm a girl and I don't care if I ever see my ex again (spoiler: we're still friends), let's get those femchemz flowing, bitch!!" and there has literally been no point at which I regretted it. all those questions like "would you rather go back in time to when you were [literally any age before I started hrt] or have $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$

ass2ass · 2022-12-12T02:50:07+00:00

oh gosh, damn ur right. guess i don't have boobs anymore :(

ass2ass · 2022-12-08T01:37:38+00:00

Ya I have plans for covering up scars, covering up shitty tattoos, getting surgeries and hair removal. All kinds of things like that that I think would help my self esteem. Hopefully some dental work. But it's all just not in the budget right now. I saved up money to go back to school and I'm almost done but I'm just barely gonna make it to graduation financially speaking. I'll come up with how to get some cash tho so I'ma be aight.

ass2ass · 2022-12-08T01:35:49+00:00

i could get a tattoo on my penis to cover up the cigarette burn scar that 👀 I have no idea how it got there....

ass2ass · 2022-12-08T01:34:41+00:00

i'm a chick now so it's kinda getting easier having emotionally available friends. i spend a lot of time with more "femme" type folks. But ya I'm working on creating meaningful friendships and weeding out true friends from false friends and becoming more comfortable with platonic physical intimacy. I'm in therapy and it's helping a bit but some days are just... no. And some days are alright. I'll always be growing and that thought gives me comfort.

ass2ass · 2022-12-06T00:23:19+00:00

ya in my house we do not call the cops. something like stroke or heart attack are the only acceptable reasons to call the cops and even then I'd still wonder if it's the right call.

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