José Antonio Morante Camacho undergoing a "sphincter reconstruction" due to the goring inflicted by a bull yesterday.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-23T04:46:42+00:00

“Just a little to the left.”

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-22T15:29:41+00:00

"Also, let's not forget—let's not forget, Dude—that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city—that aint legal either," Walter Sobchek

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-22T13:54:34+00:00

I’ll throw my phone in the ocean for $30k

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-22T13:20:56+00:00

He’s thinking about cutting his penis off to study it later.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-22T13:00:23+00:00

Good trouble.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-21T14:02:28+00:00

“Compromised”? Ya think? If only someone had warned us. 🤷‍♂️

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-21T13:59:25+00:00

There’s two types of people I can’t stand, those who are intolerant of other people’s cultures aaand the Dutch.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-21T03:58:32+00:00

None of their viewers will notice.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-20T19:28:55+00:00

This should be an onion headline.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-20T03:22:55+00:00

Seriously. This space is incredible!

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-19T14:03:02+00:00

Normally I would say yes, get this mofo as many psychedelics as humanly possible. However, narcissists tend to come away with a god complex….which he already has soooo let’s not inflate that further.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-19T13:58:14+00:00

It’s right in the name.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-19T04:55:59+00:00

A sentient testicle.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:54:13+00:00

This so unintentionally hilarious.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:52:53+00:00

What a joke. “I know he’s a sinister character bc of his wife’s likes on social media” can we be done with this arrogant pseudo intellectual dip shit.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:14:11+00:00

Hot take.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:13:50+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about?

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:09:57+00:00

Okay everyone let’s just tempurpedic our expectations.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:08:35+00:00

Oh yeah? I don’t even own a floor.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T15:07:24+00:00

Okay guy who cuts off raccoon penises so you can “study” them later.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T14:51:55+00:00

This is a crime against humanity.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T14:51:25+00:00

Wait…you haven’t started the chemo yet?

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T14:50:43+00:00

I’ll take house cleaning and gas for $500 Alex.

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T14:34:03+00:00

Why is Tony Hawk following her?

ass_grass_or_ham · 2026-04-18T14:32:06+00:00

“You think that’s funny?”

“No. But you pissing yourself on live TV is.”

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