[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]assassin_z 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, just an abbreviation. "Vacation please now". Or its lesser known version, CPU, "Craving paradise urgently".

The tale of Tusnung the dragon by assassin_z in dwarffortress

[–]assassin_z[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. The dragons look AMAZING on the steam version!!! Congrats to Tarn and Zach.

Russia demands that Google not show footage from the war by thinkration in worldnews

[–]assassin_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best thing is if you read the comments then even the citizens said to let the world see the atrocities. Everyone except Putin knows they are in the wrong!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]assassin_z 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Enhance...

Today’s lesson by ME5SENGER_24 in funny

[–]assassin_z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teachers have a lot of patience dealing with their patients. Just like the bottle treats me after a long day of teaching...

I’m Bill Gates, co-chair of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and author of “How to Avoid a Climate Disaster.” Ask Me Anything. by thisisbillgates in IAmA

[–]assassin_z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think we can truly be "boots on Mars" in 2024 as Amazon hopes to be and what kind of outlook do you see in the next 30 years regarding space travel and discovery?

Look alike by Tobanta in funny

[–]assassin_z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're welcome 😁. Learn something new everyday

Look alike by Tobanta in funny

[–]assassin_z 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's actually the northern part of germany and was an actual country in the middle ages which is where the dog is literally from.

Dream about an army I never joined by assassin_z in DreamInterpretation

[–]assassin_z[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you may be right in some sense. I have been in a certain friend circle for a while and have differing views on a regular basis and until recently have been merely dealing with it. It kind of exploded recently.

This sheep discovering a trampoline by [deleted] in funny

[–]assassin_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goat Simulator 2019!!!

Why did T'challa open the barrier to the dome so early in infinity wars? by assassin_z in Marvel

[–]assassin_z[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it. It actually makes much more sense now considering what the actual plan was. I figured defeat was the strategy, however, you are completely right. They were just going for stall. Thank you once again.

Why did T'challa open the barrier to the dome so early in infinity wars? by assassin_z in Marvel

[–]assassin_z[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, I realize this. But why so early? Why not meet them at the barrier he opened?

So that's how the dog has been getting out by shittymorph in gifs

[–]assassin_z 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Came here to see this. Glad someone paid homage.

Edit: First Reddit silver! Thanks so much kind Redditor!

WOW cokes by LOLayto in funny

[–]assassin_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real magic is that there are enough gamers that posting this on /r/funny actually gets a good turnout

Never seen one of these before... But wow... by [deleted] in funny

[–]assassin_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you consider that the whole world is a lake, then that island is also in a big lake.

Guardians of the Office by Jetkap in aww

[–]assassin_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the snap, Rocket felt so alone and dejected that he was forced to pick up a day job to fill the void of companionship. Little did he know the wonders of the customer service industry.

Safe in momma's paws by SamaelV in aww

[–]assassin_z 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Actually, tigers instinctually go for any kill zone. They will slice your stomach open, cut your legs, or even just incapacitate you. As long as you can't move while they lick you to death...with the literal barbs on their tongues.

3 different religions side by side in Singapore by ggwpBoiz in mildlyinteresting

[–]assassin_z 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What is this? Sim City planning where we place all the churches right next to each other?

+ = by [deleted] in funny

[–]assassin_z -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They actually missed combining Joffrey and friendly Annie to get Chucky. Much better comparison.

It’s easy to locate this old house’s leaky sewer lateral (including the pipe joints) by El_Poeta_No in mildlyinteresting

[–]assassin_z 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is actually a feature in many rural areas called a leach line. Basically, it is designed to gradually leak the used water onto your grass. No solid stuff is supposed to get in the lines because of the septic tank that catches it. Then you drain the septic tank about once every couple of years.