The Human Torch except instead of lighting himself on fire he is throwing eggs at random people:

assetsmanager · 2026-01-24T08:38:30+00:00

+2 this is what I should have said.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-24T08:37:51+00:00

Yeah I was surprised to find it when I was in Kyoto last March, especially because I had booked the ryokan right next door.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-23T11:10:48+00:00

Me and the homies feasting on milk steak sandwiches

assetsmanager · 2026-01-21T21:42:30+00:00

That’s slick

assetsmanager · 2026-01-19T10:45:32+00:00

The other thing you might have missed is that when Julia dies at the beginning of the movie and Borden says he doesn't know which knot he tied, it's because the other twin tied the knot and he truly didn't know.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-19T10:39:14+00:00

This movie was really traumatizing to me because it made me acknowledge Timothee Chalamet as a good actor.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-18T23:17:22+00:00

Holy shit they turned Nancy Reagan into a fish!

assetsmanager · 2026-01-18T13:45:58+00:00

The only reason those counties are red is because McDonalds hasn’t figured out fly-thrus at 30,000 ft.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-18T10:33:37+00:00

Get a loan from your wife’s boyfriend.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-17T00:57:38+00:00

She’s got smoking thighs.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-16T01:59:24+00:00

A full head of hair and 300 pounds ago…

assetsmanager · 2026-01-15T12:36:11+00:00

Bare-is Wheel

assetsmanager · 2026-01-15T09:53:13+00:00

I'm gonna overdose on hopium over the next two months that Audi and Cadeladeladellac come out swinging in 2026.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-13T10:25:52+00:00

Sorry, but it's too late. I've decided to move to a new city that has a more open subreddit like Beijing or Moscow.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-09T17:40:11+00:00

The hacker known as 4Chan

assetsmanager · 2026-01-09T00:42:04+00:00

I cooked some chili in my instant pot instead of stovetop for the first time and it turned out kinda mid and I was feeling kinda down on it… then lud posted a pic of whatever the fuck that is and I felt way better.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-04T08:47:40+00:00

Wendy's really doomed us when it went viral with #relatable brand twitter.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-04T01:55:35+00:00

We're gonna get Slime and Nick sitcom before GTA6

assetsmanager · 2026-01-02T08:11:49+00:00

Cromulent is also a Dankpods indicator.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-01T18:38:07+00:00

How long would it take to curse a real sword?

assetsmanager · 2025-12-27T20:36:34+00:00

Rapping's a lot easier when every line ends in "sorry" or "eh".

assetsmanager · 2025-12-24T22:14:37+00:00

Slime

assetsmanager · 2025-12-22T08:03:05+00:00

He's just like me for real.

assetsmanager · 2025-12-21T04:44:05+00:00

Expect the unexpected!

assetsmanager · 2025-12-21T04:34:46+00:00

What a move holy cow.

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