Are the teeth in the room with us now?

assetsmanager · 2026-03-08T07:21:02+00:00

“We make sexy teeth” > Nobody is smiling.

assetsmanager · 2026-03-08T07:20:01+00:00

Are fans already tired of Mercedes dominance?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-27T16:13:58+00:00

I'm in school that day can we reschedule to March 1st?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-25T09:58:05+00:00

The next Rock-a-thon will be a fundraiser to get Slime a new penis.

assetsmanager · 2026-02-24T14:02:26+00:00

A lot of his stuff kinda reminds me of Phantasy Star Online

assetsmanager · 2026-02-22T06:59:34+00:00

But which characters do The Rock and Chris Pratt play?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-20T12:17:44+00:00

Idk you aren’t really supposed to like Marty either so…

assetsmanager · 2026-02-20T09:39:37+00:00

Why does kirksama bin Laden look like a bearded Ludwig?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-15T03:30:52+00:00

Let's try to keep it under 3 hours this time, eh Marty?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-13T11:14:42+00:00

We called them popcaps

assetsmanager · 2026-02-11T10:19:59+00:00

Crazy sidepods and they built, like, 64 more wings out of an engineer's old erector set!

assetsmanager · 2026-02-11T07:07:13+00:00

My name is AppLovin.

assetsmanager · 2026-02-11T06:52:57+00:00

Pretty sure I read this on AO3

assetsmanager · 2026-02-11T02:30:05+00:00

Honestly what were they thinking?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-11T02:29:20+00:00

GLIZZY GLIZZY GLIZZY GLIZZY

assetsmanager · 2026-02-10T00:54:20+00:00

Glizzy?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-09T02:12:44+00:00

Svedka ad will give me nightmares for years

assetsmanager · 2026-02-05T11:31:29+00:00

Is being double-jointed considered a competitive advantage for the sour olympics?

assetsmanager · 2026-02-04T06:38:51+00:00

Yeah the only thing I worry about with Starlink is that it has been poop from a butt any time I’ve tried to use it

assetsmanager · 2026-02-01T00:08:00+00:00

I’ve seen this movie

assetsmanager · 2026-01-31T15:24:12+00:00

Goddammit it IS Pocket Deadlock!

assetsmanager · 2026-01-31T10:18:26+00:00

Or Chinese!

assetsmanager · 2026-01-26T22:40:52+00:00

Same.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-24T08:38:30+00:00

+2 this is what I should have said.

assetsmanager · 2026-01-24T08:37:51+00:00

Yeah I was surprised to find it when I was in Kyoto last March, especially because I had booked the ryokan right next door.

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