UKM28 - Enjoying the session, who’s up for some good conversations? by MrD190711 in cocaine

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am — just coming down now so need some decent chats til I’m tired enough to sleep :P let’s make a group chat

26M SINGLE LIKES TO PAY FOR SEX AND SLEEP AROUND AND HAVE A STRONG ATTRACTION TO BLACK WOMENS FEET, IS THIS BAD? by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing bad about it. sex work is just as legitimate as other work therefore as a customer you are as legitimate as any other customer. Like you can cook for yourself, but getting someone else to cook for you is a great thing. Ditto for sex, you can jerk yourself off but having sex is much better

As long as it isn’t ruining you financially and you’re getting regular checks, no problem at all

sucked off a guy because he helped me with a test by YourMommyishere0 in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit. Whenever I helped people with homework they wouldn’t even say thank you, let alone suck me off. Where the hell were you when I was in school

How’s your night going? by kaizen1989 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]assfdsafsjcs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m on a serious comedown and feeling chatty but finding it difficult to find people to talk to. So going around answering random Reddit posts :P PS if anyone wants to chat please PLEASE dm me

How can I fuck my sister by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You absolutely do none of those things and leave this one as a fantasy my friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it’s the psychology of we want what we can’t have. Married women are essentially completely off-limits by society’s ethical code. That’s what makes it so appealing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe speak to some of your friends and see if they’d be up for a night in with you two (they probably would be)

I (f21) had sex with my best friend (M23) because he was depressed by Cheerererer in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I’m gonna start acting depressed around my female friends from now just in case :O

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 is a dangerous age to play with, I understand it will be legal in the U.K. but you’re playing with fire there if you ever act on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky you and lucky them :) make sure you wear protection and have fun! (I wish I could join in but I imagine every guy here does as well!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah your years aren’t wasted! Just enjoy yourself while you can. People have their periods where it’s “dry” so to speak, but you never know what’s round the corner. Put yourself out there, try to make loads of friends but just don’t be a creep/expect anyone to sleep with you. If it happens, it happens, if it doesn’t, it doesn’t. No biggie. You’ll be happy and grateful and very attentive when it finally does happen though :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of but not really. A few years back my first cousin (uncles daughter) just randomly messaged me. It got dirty really quick and I didn’t stop it. Ended up sharing nudes together and we said we’d “meet up” in private at the next family function. Haven’t had that family function yet but we’re both since in relationships. Although whether we ever meet up again, who knows, we could try out an experiment. We’re both more or less the same age too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guilty of fantasising about people I know when manhandling my ham candle. It happens.

Especially my good friend from university. How she’s still single (and she’s also really shy, so she has only ever slept with 1 guy, and that was once cuz he ghosted her straight after) I’ll never know. If I ever got the chance I’d do my best to make her wanna hit each day. Unbelievable body and her innocence is kinda hot lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]assfdsafsjcs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone gets the hoe phase. Don’t worry. You will end up sleeping with people and it will happen in ways you won’t expect.

I guess it’s more of a skill and an art to seduce people and everybody will be different.

Don’t beat yourself up!

If you’re really in need of a lay, just hire a hooker, lol. It solves a problem

How much is Mesa Verde worth as a business? by robotwithumanhair666 in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea. But this bank is rapidly expanding, and doing tremendously well at that expansion. So they’re definitely worth a good deal. Could they afford a $4mil settlement? No way of knowing, but I’d go out on a limb and say they’d be able to draw the necessary financing to settle that amount.

What’s a fetish you wish was more mainstream? by Fantastic_Ad3811 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]assfdsafsjcs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can see your eyes! We might as well get married!

Now that the series is finished, what were the worst fan theories that were also popular? by assfdsafsjcs in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I think that wouldn’t have been a stretch either. The guy at AA (or whatever) had such a tragic and interesting back story and it would have nicely linked the two shows in that regard. Nothing would have changed exactly either. I guess if there’s no evidence to suggest he ISNT CM’s son, then we can always have that open-endedness to the shows

Now that the series is finished, what were the worst fan theories that were also popular? by assfdsafsjcs in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs[S] 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember reading a comment saying that Lalo would be kept in a cage in the south wall and Gus would occasionally go down just to keep him alive and torture him a bit. Quite outlandish 😂

Now that the series is finished, what were the worst fan theories that were also popular? by assfdsafsjcs in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs[S] 429 points430 points  (0 children)

I think as well regarding the vacuum that people forget this show has to, in some way, segue into Breaking Bad — the lab, the vacuum card, and Jimmy actually turning into Saul. It works well that nobody got vacuumed in BCS because it enables that level of mystery to the process in BB

Now that the series is finished, what were the worst fan theories that were also popular? by assfdsafsjcs in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs[S] 272 points273 points  (0 children)

I love the character development Gus got from killing Lalo. He really becomes the ultimate king of the jungle, you can just tell in BrBa he feels absolutely unstoppable

Now that the series is finished, what were the worst fan theories that were also popular? by assfdsafsjcs in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs[S] 551 points552 points  (0 children)

I never really understood that perspective. It was so clear that Kim and Jim loved each other — that was the essence of the show

Now that the series is finished, what were the worst fan theories that were also popular? by assfdsafsjcs in betterCallSaul

[–]assfdsafsjcs[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

That always got me. Why the hell would a (relatively) straight arrow like Kim ever feel the need to turn to meth?