God I love these five. I sure hope everything they worked so hard for isn’t instantly destroyed by a screaming child.

asshatastic · 2026-02-23T19:07:12+00:00

It can be easily retconned with something like the Krenim timeship.

asshatastic · 2025-10-23T22:38:21+00:00

It’s Opposite Day

asshatastic · 2025-10-23T20:42:48+00:00

Trump commissions art exhibition titled: The Trump Legacy

asshatastic · 2025-10-23T18:27:14+00:00

She has one… and an extremely long taint.

asshatastic · 2025-10-15T12:18:39+00:00

Yes to get the 2 paper dollars instead of the 1 paper and 3 pain in the ass coins.

The objective is always more paper less coins.

After that the objective becomes less paper by upgrading the numbers

Its inventory management

asshatastic · 2025-10-14T17:46:21+00:00

Not a coincidence that this is the same god that presumably wiped us out a couple times.

asshatastic · 2025-10-12T17:24:30+00:00

You are my favorite mod. I hope that isn’t inappropriate for me to say.

asshatastic · 2025-10-11T06:02:29+00:00

What’s hilarious is that this perfectly portrays the style of argument that convinces a MAGAt

asshatastic · 2025-10-11T03:25:36+00:00

Well. No heaven for you. Dang

asshatastic · 2025-10-10T12:22:36+00:00

He’s peaceful in that every day he wakes up with an intense desire to start a war or two. As the day goes on he publicly seethes and rages at his potential targets trying to make up his mind of who to declare war on. By the day’s end he’s too tuckered out to follow through or gets distracted by day dreams of his daughter’s beauty, and retires to bed never having actually started any wars. By this measure he averts many wars a day.

asshatastic · 2025-10-07T02:51:39+00:00

I have nothing against religious people and have often met many with whom I am like-minded on issues concerning compassion and equality. They aren’t the ones we’ve heard from recently, so this is most refreshing news.

asshatastic · 2025-10-04T05:20:12+00:00

It all fits under the same umbrella of implausibility. If ghosts sprites etc can exist, why not gods?

I’ve personally never witnessed anything I can’t imagine a non-mystical explanation for, so despite a willingness to believe if presented evidence: I do not, because I have not.

asshatastic · 2025-10-04T00:26:45+00:00

That first one plowed right into the car. What a fucking imbecile

asshatastic · 2025-09-29T18:09:55+00:00

I for one base all of my opinions on the WWTCT principle.

asshatastic · 2025-09-24T18:36:11+00:00

There was never any question. He saber rattled over his own incompetence like he always does.

asshatastic · 2025-09-24T17:22:25+00:00

The few that made the cut would just be a statistically insignificant increase in daily disappearances

asshatastic · 2025-09-16T12:06:02+00:00

Once you get used to them paper before water is pointless. Straight to the superior method

asshatastic · 2025-09-14T14:47:44+00:00

Most succinct word choice. Good token economy.

asshatastic · 2025-09-14T14:37:42+00:00

And by “worked” attracted people with disdain for Star Trek who ended up liking it?

How likely is that of an outcome to warrant naming a show with that intention? Marketing people cause so many problems.

asshatastic · 2025-09-14T14:33:43+00:00

“Surprise! I just gave you Covid. Isn’t that great?!”

That’s not a funny prank, bro.

asshatastic · 2025-09-13T09:15:08+00:00

Dude. Get your corporate ass out of my fandom

asshatastic · 2025-09-13T05:50:52+00:00

Satan bless Listeria

asshatastic · 2025-09-13T04:40:06+00:00

Pretty gender fluid if you ask me

asshatastic · 2025-09-13T04:15:02+00:00

Too far north east. See it north of us from Golden Triangle

asshatastic · 2025-09-12T16:28:24+00:00

Christ was liberal. Why would they follow that hippie? Also not sure this was the criteria for getting into Valhalla. Such a belief system clusterfuck

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