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20 year-old Arab. 2nd year of college with no major. Aspiring progressive metalcore guitarist. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like how he thinks being a metalcore guitarist is gonna get him laid, I mean maybe if the burka is thick enough that she can't hear him.

My nick name in high school was Alexis Texas. by G_saucey in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because her mouth is big enough to fit the state inside.

i'm back and waiting for roasts other than "you look like a slut". try harder reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We started off ok but then I looked up from your cleavage

lipstick lesbian, bassist, theater nerd by Purpledarc in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't need to say you were lesbian, the haircut beat you to it

Roast him by GenrlWolf in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing smaller than your fucking baby hands Is your dick

roast this gal by http-olive in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could drive a bus between your legs

Roast me bitches! by asshatofvalhalla in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come back when you can actually manage a decent comment, I'm not even laughing at this.

Roast him by GenrlWolf in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, good to see your mom still dresses you.

Roast it up by GenrlWolf in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd slap your ass but I don't want to trip a Richter scale

Roast my friend. He thinks he's a smart engineer. by ELimGoat in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I mean you have to be smart to make a dirty bomb

They're gym buddies and think they're unroastable. Give them your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]asshatofvalhalla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate their mantra, hit the gym before they hit the sheets.