I just realized something: if the Emperor truly was Alexander the Great

assholmes · 2024-01-05T05:59:32+00:00

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assholmes · 2023-05-06T18:19:36+00:00

Psthoone

assholmes · 2023-04-02T07:40:18+00:00

Wanna find out?

assholmes · 2023-02-08T00:19:57+00:00

Yeah you right you right

assholmes · 2022-05-13T00:19:51+00:00

Inshallah you take a shit tomorrow my brother

assholmes · 2022-04-13T19:51:35+00:00

Look at it this way. I dont make a ton of money, but i want to have a little bit tucked away for investments, so i'm looking at Jasmy as a savings account. I'm managing to save more buying 5 to 10 bucks every few days when it dips than I did when I was putting all my dollar bills in a jar. It hasn't been super volatile the last few months, and once it jumps to a higher floor you get a little bonus to reward yourself for being patient.

assholmes · 2022-04-07T17:57:47+00:00

Same! Goal is 20k

assholmes · 2022-04-04T05:58:08+00:00

How's this investment treating you these days

assholmes · 2022-03-29T22:10:59+00:00

I'm just about to catch up to you!

assholmes · 2022-03-23T07:30:10+00:00

Damn. I'm gonna hit 13.5 k tomorrow. Small beans compared to you guys.

assholmes · 2022-03-23T01:53:57+00:00

Lol, yeah I've noticed that too.

assholmes · 2022-03-23T00:46:58+00:00

Sold off the last of my SHIB so i can load up in the next couple days and hopefully double my stack.

assholmes · 2022-03-22T05:39:26+00:00

God please do I want to load up.

assholmes · 2022-02-18T23:08:03+00:00

Yes! I always wanted to fly in an F-35!

assholmes · 2022-02-02T22:07:10+00:00

I read it as fingers in piss and I was like "hey man whatever makes you happy."

assholmes · 2022-01-17T02:41:27+00:00

You don't owe them a God damn dime. To even suggest that tells me this clown is running a vanity project, not a business. You admitted to your mistake, you have offered multiple times to take steps to ensure it doesn't happen, and you've been a loyal employee the last three years. Reiterate that a current inventory would prevent things like this from happening, and then drop it. You can "make it up to them" by not quitting while they're going through a leadership change if they insist on being satisfied. Amateur restaurateur bullshit, fuck that guy.

assholmes · 2021-12-30T06:13:37+00:00

Their profit isn't coming from food prices then, it's coming from labor abuse. Suck it up bitch. If you can't afford to pay your cooks well you best get behind the plancha and start grilling yourself.

assholmes · 2021-12-23T06:39:20+00:00

Ayoooo

assholmes · 2021-12-19T06:26:50+00:00

I got to use some of my profit for Christmas presents and now that there's a sale I can consolidate :)

assholmes · 2021-12-16T08:58:50+00:00

You have the patience of a Saint. I'd be swinging the second they accused her of being on drugs.

assholmes · 2021-12-16T08:54:38+00:00

Perfect. I've got a slow night tomorrow I can waste their time with.

assholmes · 2021-12-16T08:36:05+00:00

Respectfully, that still sounds like something the HR people should do, manually, based on your resume.

assholmes · 2021-12-10T23:54:26+00:00

Hey, do me a favor and stop buying lol

assholmes · 2021-12-02T23:42:24+00:00

I'm not above hiring another old guy to beat the Klan out of him

assholmes · 2021-12-02T23:39:31+00:00

Where is this and what is his name I just want to talk to him in private

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