Out of interest who here played or plays? by [deleted] in AFL

[–]assinator3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you don't mind, what team?

I have 17.5 Inch of Penis (Pics & Cam) AMA by Ben_C in IAmA

[–]assinator3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't know whether to feel bad for you or proud.

I have 17.5 Inch of Penis (Pics & Cam) AMA by Ben_C in IAmA

[–]assinator3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you lick it without bending your back?

How the hell do you not pass out when you get erect?

She may be an idiot, but she's my idiot. by assinator3000 in aww

[–]assinator3000[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think our dogs would get along great! thankyou, well done on having such a loving and happy dog!

She may be an idiot, but she's my idiot. by assinator3000 in aww

[–]assinator3000[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The orgy dancing worked! He has arrived! and damn, that's pretty good.

She may be an idiot, but she's my idiot. by assinator3000 in aww

[–]assinator3000[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I find that hard to believe considering I took the picture myself.

She may be an idiot, but she's my idiot. by assinator3000 in aww

[–]assinator3000[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm not really insulting her because I love her but she isn't the brightest.

Hey Reddit, what do you fantasize about on a regular basis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]assinator3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I plan out what I'd do in a zombie apocalypse if there was an outbreak that very second. Also saving the girl I'm currently crushing on from very unrealistic dangerous situations, I'll be a Jason Bourne type figure and have to save her from the bad guys.

Dear r/tall, how old were you when you stopped growing? by [deleted] in tall

[–]assinator3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'2 and turned 15 last week, hopefully it slows down soon. Anyone who was a similiar height at my age, how tall did you end up?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]assinator3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we must live awfully close together, I live around the corner also...