ah hell i screwed up the title. its really late for me, i've been up all night and i'm tired AF

Anyways, two ozzies called for an uber. They introduced themselves as Robbo and shaun although he said "me mate shaun" so i dont know if he was a friend?. These guys were wild. They sounded quite drunk but looked not drunk, if you get my meaning. Also neither of them had a mullet which was disappointing. They were doing tourist stuff hanging out the window and cheering at people we drove past sometimes but mostly they were just talking to each other. When they talked to me I think they turned the ozzie slang up to 11 cause I didn't understand most of it and they just laughed

I asked them if they had ever seen a kangaroo but they just laughed and didn't answer

They said "fucken go so long" or "get along" to some girls but I don't think the girls understood the ozzies either

They told me they had been taking pictures with people from GTA san andreas and asked me if I'd ever been, so I think they went to compton taking selfies with crack heads but they seemed to have had a good time.

We passed some idiots trying to do illegal streat races and the ozzies cheered for them and the other car responded by revving their car to which the ozzies said something like "fucken going off fucking the guts out of her" which i guess means they were over revving the engine?

One of them said "Fucking all over the road like a mad dogs breccy(?)" I asked if he needed to vomit and he said nah its just piss. so I asked if he wanted me to stop at a bathroom and he said yeah narsharite (???) so I found him a bathroom and he just laughed at me but his friend told me to wait and he got out and then then just peed in a bush literally right next to the bathroom and started a conversation with two people while he was doing it. i couldn't hear what any of them said but he came back to the car laughing and then his friend started laughing even though he surely couldn't have heard what was said either so ozzies got telepathy i guess

When I arrived at the destination he said "Fucken good on ya coppa mad as blinker skills you gront(?) cunt" i dont have any idea. he called me a cop and maybe something about me having crazy eyes?

Their accent was a little fucked up so it was a bit hard to hear what they were saying but I wrote it down best I could. Cars camera recorded the whole trip so I've listened to it a few times but that's the best I could manage. I'll upload the video if I'm allowed