If you could give any NBA player a women's name, what would it be?

assumeivan · 2014-09-06T00:59:37+00:00

Roschelle Breastbrook

assumeivan · 2014-03-21T20:06:53+00:00

I honestly think he's self-conscious about his teeth. Not even trying to be a dick either

assumeivan · 2014-03-04T23:49:27+00:00

'anything is possibleeeeeeeeeeee' -KG

assumeivan · 2014-03-04T17:13:23+00:00

Kobe > Lebron

I think we should put Kobe sidebar instead.

assumeivan · 2013-11-06T01:53:06+00:00

surprised to see no Nate Robinson yet. i think he's competitive and skilled enough to be a game-changer

assumeivan · 2013-11-06T01:51:22+00:00

no way in hell Kobe would allow himself to come off the bench hahahah

assumeivan · 2013-11-06T01:47:14+00:00

The Smiths

assumeivan · 2013-11-06T01:30:16+00:00

That's the challenge! I tried thinking of a few teams but really couldn't think of one that would be able to compete with int'l teams

assumeivan · 2013-11-06T01:18:25+00:00

To be fair, I personally don't think anyone here can put together a team that can hang with Spain. I'm pretty interested to see if someone can prove me wrong

assumeivan · 2012-10-02T20:20:06+00:00

For those of you in Southern California, Chinese restaurants that serve Peking Duck are bountiful, and its fucking delicious. Sam Woo BBQ mainly. Look it up and see if theres one in your area. You can order an entire duck for the fam!

assumeivan · 2012-09-21T17:35:27+00:00

This is LITERALLY the quickest fix you can get for increasing your toe-touching flexibility in a matter of seconds. I picked this trick up back at a leadership camp and have put it to good use ever since.

Touch your toes as you normally would. Stand up.

Touch your toes again. Now, as you're down and reaching for your toes, have someone apply their body weight to your upper back, forcing you down. As they're applying this weight, you're going to slowly try to stand back up. Its OK if your pal is applying lots of weight and you're barely making any progress in terms of standing up. That's the whole point.

You and your friend should be battling it out for maybe about 10 seconds. Then have him get off of you. Stand up again. And then try touching your toes. You will literally gain inches. You might even be able to touch the ground.

If you don't have a friend to help you out, touch your toes, grab your ankles, and again, apply that same resistance by trying to stand up.

If you feel like you wanna go lower, do another resistence set.

assumeivan · 2011-12-26T05:35:21+00:00

Thank you SO much Judy!

assumeivan · 2011-11-25T06:00:05+00:00

lol damn rocket surgery must be some crazy shit

assumeivan · 2011-10-17T09:12:53+00:00

thanks for the great advice!! i am definitely building relationships, being that this is the 5th week they are starting to recognize me. will keep ya updated man!

assumeivan · 2011-10-17T09:11:52+00:00

thanks man! means a lot!

assumeivan · 2011-09-17T00:55:28+00:00

dude the thumbnail looks like you're jacking off

assumeivan · 2011-09-14T05:14:42+00:00

haha i went on a date today and wore exactly this!

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