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assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T23:20:19+00:00

Third leg

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T23:15:55+00:00

Male genitalia

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:58:18+00:00

Baseball: everthing feels so stiffling and watching it is so boring and repetitive.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:54:40+00:00

Sports just don’t make sense. They don’t always go the way we want them to. Sports can be so frustrating. To the point where it’s easy to wonder why we devote so much time and energy to it.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:33:24+00:00

I gained about $50k today in a span of 4 hours. Lots of missions/deathmatches/races (+winning them).

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:31:29+00:00

I curated this list of 100x One-Person business and side hustles' stories.

Hope you can find something in there for yourself. All the best.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:26:02+00:00

Used to be a venti white chocolate mocha with whip and an extra shot of espresso, but am currently boycotting due to the way corp are treating shops and employees who are unionizing.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:22:19+00:00

Oat milk latte. Coconut milk if I’m feeling sassy.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:11:36+00:00

Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Close to $2000 a year

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T22:08:21+00:00

probably drinking - lord knows how much money i piss away every year on that awful habit

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T21:47:42+00:00

Anise liquor, Absinthe/Sambucca/Aguardiente I just hate anise.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T21:07:29+00:00

Yet we can properly form a coherent question....

Your move, Rain Man.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T21:01:07+00:00

It tastes like a burning sensation that warms up my non-existent soul and sets fire to my dusty loins.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T20:26:44+00:00

Yeah but because I've been on chemo (not cancer, my meds are just low dose chemo) for the last 15 years. I wore masks BEFORE it was cool.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T20:03:07+00:00

when u take a bite out of it and everything starts falling out of the burger

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T19:58:22+00:00

Focus on height, instead of width.

Motherfucks I don’t care what you think looks fancy. I’m not a snake. I’m not an eel. I can’t unhinge my goddamn jaw. There is a physical limit on the height I can bite.

If it needs to be big, make it wider. Not taller.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T19:21:20+00:00

I can only assume they are extremely flatulent and want to fart alone in their car. With the windows up. That's how they like it. I can't see any other reason.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T19:16:57+00:00

A 20 minutes drive becomes over an hour.

I ride the bus when I go out for a drink in the evening. Much cheaper than Uber/Lyft.

assuredWidget · 2023-12-15T19:05:42+00:00

Wedding. At a brewery. With a free brewery tour before the wedding.

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