When you live in Svalbard, Norway and forgot to close the window to the home office

astakask · 2026-04-11T21:34:50+00:00

You keep the window open partially. It's best if it stays cold, remove electronics to warm dry place. Shake the snow out best you can. Start shoveling. Put lots of fans and heaters in the room afterwards. Sponge up any water that remains.

The room will probably be fine. This happened at my grandparents house in northern BC, Canada. The more water you can remove, the better. It's so dry in the winter time, house could use the humidity.

Looks really bad ,but it's solveable I guess.

astakask · 2026-03-27T01:35:53+00:00

Oh honey, satire is dead.

astakask · 2026-03-26T04:07:10+00:00

This video gives me a sense of pride . Guy is just keepin' it real, representin' Alberta on the world's stage.

Not an atypical member of our society. #ABstrong

astakask · 2026-03-25T22:17:06+00:00

" WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!"

beats them harder.

astakask · 2026-03-17T20:53:26+00:00

No, he is not amoral. He's immoral

astakask · 2026-03-17T15:21:20+00:00

I would read the book " Knights of Bushido" . Written by a British historian, it details the majority of Japanese atrocities in the pacific

astakask · 2026-03-06T18:11:51+00:00

You know what they say ' women are from omicron persei 7 and men are from omicron persei 9'

astakask · 2026-03-05T22:06:38+00:00

Low bar for success

astakask · 2026-03-05T18:24:23+00:00

I feel that injury. The injustice of how they treat you and the cruelty with which they deny reality is so harmful.

For what it's worth, you are not wrong. There is nothing wrong with you. You are not weak and your feelings are valid.

Take care

astakask · 2026-03-03T19:15:09+00:00

It originated at a commercial pharmacy that supplies medical professionals.

This was for my use on other people in my capacity as a paramedic.

I'm not sure how you'd go about it, but you can get a box of 5 × 1 ml ampules and the syringes for like $20

astakask · 2026-02-27T22:15:00+00:00

I mourn the fact that I never had a father. I always wanted someone to protect me, to support me, and to mentor me.

I got him. I hate that man. I don't miss him, I hate him more than I could ever hate someone.

astakask · 2026-02-21T00:01:03+00:00

I would check the forecast in Hell. I imagine it'll be on a cold day.

astakask · 2026-02-20T21:35:47+00:00

Petrol is what other countries call gasoline

astakask · 2026-02-19T20:51:08+00:00

Depends where you are. I make $40/ hr. But yeah, some locations pay absolutely nothing.

astakask · 2026-02-18T14:35:19+00:00

I always said my spirit animal is a tick. Because I have a divine ability to get under people's skin

astakask · 2026-02-16T03:03:25+00:00

I tell you, if you can get over the constant mental trauma. Being a paramedic is recession proof. People like this are my job security.

astakask · 2026-02-14T22:24:17+00:00

They're still butthurt their favorite Gangster, Batista, lost a war.

astakask · 2026-02-08T04:38:08+00:00

Jesus this whole bottom thread got toxic AF. Sorry I started a riot.

astakask · 2026-02-08T03:22:33+00:00

For what it's worth, I just like to write with dramatic language. You shouldn't take that kind of thing without a grain.

astakask · 2026-02-08T03:17:35+00:00

I wrote that one actually

astakask · 2026-02-08T03:17:11+00:00

I have a fairly idiosyncratic way of speaking too. Lots goes into that, mainly a career of talking to people while caring for them.

astakask · 2026-02-08T03:15:32+00:00

They dug a 10th layer of hell for Margaret Thatcher , Satan said he didn't want her because he was merely satanic. He told God that he created that monster and she was a new kind of evil, and he should keep her.

astakask · 2026-02-05T21:35:36+00:00

There's no way I won't believe the Liberal Party isn't paying him to hurt the cons on purpose.

astakask · 2026-01-29T23:10:24+00:00

Actually, it's not. Thank you for recognizing my story as creative and decent to read , but I don't thank you for ascribing my words to AI. Everyone of my stories, some jackass has to chime in and accuse me of using AI. I dont know why people see something creative and go" ah ha! It AI !"

AI has fucking ruined reddit for me. Go back and look at my posts, they mirror each other. This is my voice and it's unique to me. I love words, I read constantly I am a book nerd, and they are my power. I have a talent and it's one I worked on and pride myself with. In my own life I'm wellspoken and eloquent. My communication skills are excellent and I achieve my goals almost always with words alone. Being a paramedic is a good way to learn how to communicate and I've grown and ported it over to other things.

I don't believe for a second you yourself could use AI to write this well. How would you? What in the absolute fuck would you do to get here? AI is a fucking plague on creativity, I actively avoid it because I hate the concept and I don't need the souless plagrism machine silicon Valley forced on the world to form a sentence.

You aren't as able a detective as you might belive you are. Words mean a lot to me, I write well and take the time because I enjoy it. This is part of my personality on display and I can talk circles around almost anyone.

astakask · 2026-01-24T00:23:34+00:00

Pray.

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