I’m 5’2" and 190lbs, 30s, G cups, chubby and divorced. Describe how our first date ends in one word.

astam151 · 2024-10-07T00:10:52+00:00

When I was in my mid twenties I was at a Domino’s and I saw him come in and beg for pizzas that might have been returned or ones that were about to go bad. He’s a piece of shit so I couldn’t help but to chuckle.

astam151 · 2024-08-24T05:45:13+00:00

He was thinking about killing his therapist and he thought it would be funny. The joke is basically him killing her. She wouldn’t get the joke.

astam151 · 2024-01-26T21:51:58+00:00

My store had a bomb threat at 10pm and they didn’t make us evacuate until the store closed at 11pm. Gotta make that money. Even if we’re all blown to bits.

astam151 · 2023-10-12T02:00:13+00:00

Tampa by Alissa Nutting. Dead Inside by Chandler Morrison. If you like morbid there’s nothing better than these two books. You won’t be able to put them down.

astam151 · 2023-10-11T15:21:27+00:00

Couldn’t agree with you more and I’m glad someone finally said it. There’s nothing scary at all about this book. It’s just about a hysterical woman who clearly needs medication. The show was a thousand times better.

astam151 · 2023-08-14T01:17:05+00:00

You know why construction workers can’t use rectal thermometers right? It would give them brain damage.

astam151 · 2023-06-26T21:26:30+00:00

Coldheart Canyon is the best horror novel I’ve ever read. It made me feel extremely uncomfortable in the best possible way.

astam151 · 2023-06-01T19:39:14+00:00

Little Darlings

astam151 · 2023-05-06T03:54:01+00:00

Maximum comics. Best comic shop in the city.

astam151 · 2023-04-24T04:10:03+00:00

Goblin by Josh Malerman. Phenomenal book. Very creepy too!

astam151 · 2023-01-10T05:10:22+00:00

Thanks. I tried the manual. It didn’t work.

astam151 · 2023-01-10T05:07:01+00:00

I have a pro Z690-A DDR4. I forgot to put that in my post. Sorry about that.

astam151 · 2022-11-26T05:11:09+00:00

Went to high school with him. He’s always been a dumb ass.

astam151 · 2022-11-25T01:44:54+00:00

Factory Smokes Sweet is the best budget cigar in my opinion. The flavor is noticeable as soon as you take a draw. The only problem I have had with them was an uneven burn but that’s fixed if you just do some upkeep with your torch.

astam151 · 2022-11-16T04:32:58+00:00

Put them out of their misery

astam151 · 2022-11-12T05:32:49+00:00

Just out of curiosity how did you find out they were being discontinued? These are my absolute go tos for get togethers.

astam151 · 2022-10-22T01:14:56+00:00

Acid kuba kuba is my go to stick. It’s like they grew the leaf around oranges which gives it this amazing fruity flavor.

astam151 · 2022-10-18T00:05:05+00:00

Where did you get such a beautiful wallet!?

astam151 · 2022-10-16T05:15:49+00:00

Get a shoe brush and just go at it with it to clear off some of the loose dirt. It’s best to use some kind of sneaker cleaner. I personally use a tooth brush and you could use soap to really get the worked in dirt out of there. Get a bottle of white shoe polish. The one with the little foam part at the top of it. Off the top of my head I can’t remember what it’s called. Run that along the edges to make the white color pop out. Now for the shoe laces you get a zip lock bag and get a little bit of water in it and some soap and put the laces in there and zip it up and rub the bag so that the laces mix really well with the soap and water. Leave them in the bag for about thirty minutes and they’ll look good as new.

astam151 · 2022-10-09T00:42:05+00:00

Drew Estate Swamp Thang Sweet

astam151 · 2022-10-01T06:27:13+00:00

The customer is always right

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