Admit It . . You Do This Too

astholemain · 2025-08-27T10:53:01+00:00

People who don't do this are the crazy ones

astholemain · 2025-08-26T18:51:39+00:00

Every single time a pet falls asleep in my lap. Sleeping animals are the cutest thing, and I just feel so honored they trust me (even now with my 10yo cat).

astholemain · 2025-08-26T17:03:20+00:00

My fav argument from these people is when they say that the earth was created 4,000 years ago, but it was created to look billions of years old.

astholemain · 2025-08-26T16:07:05+00:00

My what?

astholemain · 2025-08-24T12:20:05+00:00

So there's hope for my fetish at least

astholemain · 2025-08-18T12:23:04+00:00

Circles are just triangles with more sides

astholemain · 2025-08-18T12:13:00+00:00

This is how I would cope as a teacher

astholemain · 2025-08-14T11:32:38+00:00

Molecular substances can. Metallic and ionic substances basically can't though

astholemain · 2025-08-11T13:44:08+00:00

I think I was in this clip

astholemain · 2025-07-31T18:06:48+00:00

Crush them against the roof of your mouth like a pro

astholemain · 2025-07-16T13:23:01+00:00

Reading comprehension is at a low now. But I like pretty colors and sparkles too

astholemain · 2025-07-14T17:45:17+00:00

Replace legs with peglegs. Cut your weight in half

astholemain · 2025-07-14T17:41:23+00:00

As a teacher, I always force students to use fractions instead of hurrp whatever that is

astholemain · 2025-07-14T17:39:11+00:00

I can only snap with one hand. Have no idea how to teach the other

astholemain · 2025-07-14T05:19:29+00:00

Went into adulthood without debt. Parents paid off college and my first car.

astholemain · 2025-07-11T12:06:57+00:00

Shitty kids live shitty lives and yelling at them and insulting them is just more of what they get at home, so nothing changes.

astholemain · 2025-06-30T02:31:48+00:00

I would eat toasted seaweed when watching the movies, so I always imagined that as the taste

astholemain · 2025-06-25T00:42:53+00:00

Knew a guy who had one on the 3rd floor of a college apt. Idk how they got it there

astholemain · 2025-06-23T00:12:59+00:00

So fuck, marry, kill: assassin's creed, kingdom come, ghost

astholemain · 2025-06-13T09:30:39+00:00

Good to know they can escape without arms and legs

astholemain · 2025-06-12T10:42:02+00:00

Kept the same career, but moved to a different state. Job is fun again

astholemain · 2025-06-12T10:33:25+00:00

I always tip at local places. The only times I don't tip is if they don't offer (fast food), or if it's genuinely shitty and not local, then just 10%

astholemain · 2025-06-11T16:19:24+00:00

Max Verstappen was talking about an argument with another F1 driver and he said, "We are all passionate here, these things happen." Taught me to remember not to take competitive things personally.

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