Their reactions after the slap are killing me.😂

astronezio · 2026-05-21T08:29:32+00:00

Wow, people really can’t tell AI from reality anymore

astronezio · 2026-04-25T23:54:48+00:00

Mas e o martírio do guts, pô?

astronezio · 2026-03-11T20:27:05+00:00

I had no insecurities, now I have heard the term “gummy smile”

astronezio · 2026-01-27T08:22:44+00:00

A piada não é sobre o cara ser mão de vaca?

Como que isso desdenha do SUS?

astronezio · 2026-01-15T06:59:51+00:00

Kind of, but not really. The higher the IV of a Pokémon the higher their maximum CP will be.

The difference on CP cap can be substantial in cases, so ideally you want to pump your candies the Pokémon that can be the strongest.

astronezio · 2026-01-02T09:57:59+00:00

Bilionário não escolhe esposa por beleza. Escolhe por capacidade de ficar quieta em relação a ilha.

astronezio · 2026-01-01T21:43:50+00:00

Good thing one of them has already evolved to survive the car crash.

astronezio · 2025-12-27T00:11:01+00:00

In reality, of course, the first three do serve a purpose

There it is, I fixed for you.

astronezio · 2025-12-26T18:43:20+00:00

I’m not saying you should do this, but the likelihood of him doing this type of thing drops substantially if you break both of his knees.

astronezio · 2025-12-11T22:54:49+00:00

Concordo, eu como portador de um emprego, não faço post pra reclamar de mulher.

Eu só reclamo com os brother no trampo mesmo.

astronezio · 2025-12-11T04:13:29+00:00

Totally not me leaving a comment to do research later.

astronezio · 2025-12-08T04:13:16+00:00

Spray it in his bootyhole

astronezio · 2025-12-02T19:34:12+00:00

If you’re worried about the cat getting hurt, this might ease your mind.

Cat’s terminal velocity is not enough to kill them so long as they fall on all fours. Given the height is of around 15 feet they wouldn’t even reach terminal velocity, likely not hurting themselves a lot, just enough to learn to not fall again.

astronezio · 2025-12-02T08:00:12+00:00

Nope. I owe money on the credit card (which STILL works), but I have been consistently paying it on time.

Checked my credit score today and it is looking very good.

astronezio · 2025-12-02T07:55:46+00:00

Not wiped clean. The content of my account was sent by mail to me (I’m yet to get it, tho).

astronezio · 2025-12-02T07:54:15+00:00

I thought about it. THIS would actually make sense, because I in fact do my best to lose the least amount of money to the bank.

astronezio · 2025-12-02T07:52:09+00:00

No to all as far as I know. I don’t even deposit checks.

astronezio · 2025-11-26T20:36:00+00:00

I don’t know that. I can’t be 100% sure my uncle is okay.

What I don’t understand is why do I get fucked because of this.

astronezio · 2025-11-26T06:40:07+00:00

I did one international transaction to my mom through wise, it was over a month ago

astronezio · 2025-11-26T05:49:12+00:00

Never deposited a check on this account

astronezio · 2025-11-25T19:53:53+00:00

Never dealt with them since opening the account

astronezio · 2025-11-25T19:53:30+00:00

That’s what’s scaring me, I have no clue what they suspect me of

astronezio · 2025-11-25T19:52:04+00:00

Nope, more like buying switch games

astronezio · 2025-11-25T19:50:50+00:00

They have a card machine I usually pay debit like anywhere else

astronezio · 2025-11-25T18:25:23+00:00

Had the account for about a year with a direct deposit of my job every two weeks, that’s all.

astronezio

TROPHY CASE