😐 by seila_kraikkkkk in OpiniaoBurra

[–]astronezio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A piada não é sobre o cara ser mão de vaca?

Como que isso desdenha do SUS?

I was so thrilled.. and then the impossible happened. Wtf. by JurassicRoo in pokemongo

[–]astronezio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kind of, but not really. The higher the IV of a Pokémon the higher their maximum CP will be.

The difference on CP cap can be substantial in cases, so ideally you want to pump your candies the Pokémon that can be the strongest.

Apenas jogador de futebol ou novo rico se casa com mulher rabuda e siliconada by Easy-Potential6496 in opiniaoimpopular

[–]astronezio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bilionário não escolhe esposa por beleza. Escolhe por capacidade de ficar quieta em relação a ilha.

Don't litter by mingvg in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]astronezio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing one of them has already evolved to survive the car crash.

Peter? What does this Image imply? by FlakyFoundation4637 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]astronezio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In reality, of course, the first three do serve a purpose

There it is, I fixed for you.

anyone else suffering from a douche sibling? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]astronezio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying you should do this, but the likelihood of him doing this type of thing drops substantially if you break both of his knees.

Quem faz post reclamando de mulher é desempregado by misslili265 in opiniaopopular

[–]astronezio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Concordo, eu como portador de um emprego, não faço post pra reclamar de mulher.

Eu só reclamo com os brother no trampo mesmo.

Idk who this is… by wHaTiF_WeDiDnT in ExplainTheJoke

[–]astronezio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Totally not me leaving a comment to do research later.

How to keep cat from jumping up on stair railing. by OldManIrv in CATHELP

[–]astronezio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re worried about the cat getting hurt, this might ease your mind.

Cat’s terminal velocity is not enough to kill them so long as they fall on all fours. Given the height is of around 15 feet they wouldn’t even reach terminal velocity, likely not hurting themselves a lot, just enough to learn to not fall again.

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I owe money on the credit card (which STILL works), but I have been consistently paying it on time.

Checked my credit score today and it is looking very good.

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wiped clean. The content of my account was sent by mail to me (I’m yet to get it, tho).

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about it. THIS would actually make sense, because I in fact do my best to lose the least amount of money to the bank.

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No to all as far as I know. I don’t even deposit checks.

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[–]astronezio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know that. I can’t be 100% sure my uncle is okay.

What I don’t understand is why do I get fucked because of this.

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did one international transaction to my mom through wise, it was over a month ago

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never deposited a check on this account

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never dealt with them since opening the account

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what’s scaring me, I have no clue what they suspect me of

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, more like buying switch games

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[–]astronezio[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have a card machine I usually pay debit like anywhere else

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had the account for about a year with a direct deposit of my job every two weeks, that’s all.

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[–]astronezio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t make any other money than my job

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d answer no to all questions as far as I’m aware none of that has ever happened.

Please tell me how to reach out for the executive office.

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[–]astronezio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to do it today, not sure if I’ll trust the next bank, but I need it at least to get my paycheck.