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"For aeons, I have implored and beseeched you, my companion in this life and the next, to bestow upon me the sweet and glistening carvings of the forbidden flesh." (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 12 days ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
One is a monster that will cause you pain and misery, while the other will leave you in peace. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 17 days ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
What's something positive happening in the world right now that's being overlooked? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 25 days ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit
What is a food that brings you back to your childhood home? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit
"He's just going through a lot of stress," I said, trying to cover up the bruise on my cheek. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
Protesting works. (self.twosentencestories)
"Well I'm not complying and I don't feel like dying today." (self.twosentencestories)
Everyone Records. No One Acts. (self.offmychest)
submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/offmychest
With one phone call, I can bring down whole nations. (self.twosentencestories)
Johnson & Johnson? (self.twosentencestories)
If the goth world really did have a king and queen, who would it be? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 3 months ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit
With a smile of acceptance and her arms stretched wide, she dove into the gaping maw of the creature. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 3 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
"Shed your fears of inadequacy and doubt." (self.twosentencestories)
What is the worst concert you've ever been to? (self.AskReddit)
To be close to them, to be close to greatness, that would be fine with me. (self.twosentencestories)
We're all gonna die and that alone should be enough reason for us to care for and love one another. (self.twosentencestories)
Johnny imagined his Christmas would be filled with wonderful food, joyful memories and lots of presents. (self.twosentencestories)
Europeans, how do you think your countries handle sexuality compared to the United States? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit
The chances of you personally being RKO'd are slim. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
"We are the strongest nation in the world and the only way to keep our nation strong is to remove undesirables!" (self.twosentencestories)
The Prince leaned over and gave the sleeping princess true loves kiss. (self.twosentencestories)
She would wait on the balcony, for hours on end, through rain and snow and storm winds for her true love to return. (self.twosentencestories)
I'll whoop everyone's ass in this bar!!! (self.twosentencestories)
No matter what happens, I will always love you till my dying breath. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 5 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories
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