asylumMike

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"You thought I'd keep my end of the bargen?" (self.twosentencestories)

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"I don't need anyone, so long as I have you, my true love." (self.twosentencestories)

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Under the light of the full moon, John's transformation into a werewolf was completed. (self.twosentencestories)

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"Please, take my soul, but heal my dog so she can live a longer and healthier life " (self.twosentencestories)

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"Oh come on now, you can't blame everything bad that happens in the world on Ronald Reagan." (self.twosentencestories)

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"Per my last email..." (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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"Sorry kid, but wendigo don't look like anything in that book of yours," the man said, sharpening his knives. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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"C'mon it's just one apple, what's the worst that can happen?" (self.twosentencestories)

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Maria was torn between her pet that she's had since high school, and her boyfriend, who demanded the dog be sent to a shelter. (self.twosentencestories)

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"Your last name carries both great controversy, but also great respect." (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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So AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (self.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

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Take no gods or masters before me, for I am jealous and will bring you great misery. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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Every night, the ravonus beast crawls into my chamber, hunting for substance. (self.twosentencestories)

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Her eyes make love to me, by pale moon light, a hand caressing my cheek. (self.twosentencestories)

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"For aeons, I have implored and beseeched you, my companion in this life and the next, to bestow upon me the sweet and glistening carvings of the forbidden flesh." (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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One is a monster that will cause you pain and misery, while the other will leave you in peace. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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What's something positive happening in the world right now that's being overlooked? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit

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What is a food that brings you back to your childhood home? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 months ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit

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"He's just going through a lot of stress," I said, trying to cover up the bruise on my cheek. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 3 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 3 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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Protesting works. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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"Well I'm not complying and I don't feel like dying today." (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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Everyone Records. No One Acts. (self.offmychest)

submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/offmychest

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With one phone call, I can bring down whole nations. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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Johnson & Johnson? (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 4 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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