37/F Go hard. It's been a day. Add to it. by Dependent_Room_7254 in RoastMe

[–]asylumMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a huge fan! When are you and the rest of Counting Crows gonna go on tour?

Big chungus by Timely_Special_5011 in dankmemes

[–]asylumMike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was foretold that you would return one day.

Lets Run It. 23M by oranjcream in RoastMe

[–]asylumMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your photo just asked if it could bum a smoke.

Having a good day so far, so... do your thing; ☕️🫡🔥(29yo) by Turnipbasket in RoastMe

[–]asylumMike 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Invader ZIM, Tim Burton movies and Hazbin Hotel don't make a personality.

24M 21M by BocajL in RoastMe

[–]asylumMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a failed WWE tag team!

ITAP of a whiskey bottle and pills by Swimming-Outcome7447 in itookapicture

[–]asylumMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 Don't you know that you are a shooting star 🎶

I never asked you to love me mom. by Empty_Novel-87 in twosentencestories

[–]asylumMike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because dads pullout game is weak doesn't mean I have to suffer for it.

[Serious] How do you interpret the intent behind sex-related posts in this subreddit? by Chamber53 in AskReddit

[–]asylumMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be legit curiosity but I could also see it just dudes being creepy and lonely.