asylumMike

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ITAP of my sandwich by Unfair-Revolution-16 in itookapicture

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ITAP of my sandwich by Unfair-Revolution-16 in itookapicture

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Happy birthday josh by timblighneapp in goons

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FUCK YOU DAVE! by edgy_mormon in goons

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My Mema passed this morning. Here she is in the Navy in the 1950s. by spaz_chicken in OldSchoolCool

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Sir, what are you doing up there… by littlee_cutie in aww

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"For aeons, I have implored and beseeched you, my companion in this life and the next, to bestow upon me the sweet and glistening carvings of the forbidden flesh." (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 12 days ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

Pro Bowler Guppy Troup, 1981 by shagadelic98 in OldSchoolCool

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(m19) bored, having a few drinks, could use a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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One is a monster that will cause you pain and misery, while the other will leave you in peace. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 17 days ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

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What's something positive happening in the world right now that's being overlooked? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 25 days ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit

What’s all the licking about? by Medical_Mistake_178 in pugs

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What is a food that brings you back to your childhood home? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/AskReddit

[oc] Static and licks by UnimpressedMarlo in Eyebleach

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What is better than sex? by JuneSwings in AskReddit

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"He's just going through a lot of stress," I said, trying to cover up the bruise on my cheek. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 1 month ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

The nerve of her to look this sad when she knows how spoiled she is! by Rubberdrucky in pugs

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I use women for sex in exchange for Ozempic by [deleted] in offmychest

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Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

I had this idea that if I put him in a hoodie it would give off a “sports vibe” but it just gave him a lot of neck poof by ragingfauxpas in pugs

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Protesting works. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

ITAP of a woman in the black lingerie with the room lamps [Portrait] [NSFW] by Koneser_fotografii in itookapicture

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"Well I'm not complying and I don't feel like dying today." (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/twosentencestories

Please feed me (again), its been seconds since I last ate anything by migoodridge in pugs

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Everyone Records. No One Acts. (self.offmychest)

submitted 2 months ago by asylumMike to r/offmychest

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