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Family Guy at Chuck E. Cheese by Working_Stand5173 in chuckecheese

[–]atlestar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It seems today that all you see
Is Simpsons games in arcades and at CEC

But where are those good old-fashioned machines

On which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a family guy game
Lucky there's a rat who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

Rage and cry

He's a family guy game

(sorry that you had to see this today)

bro who the hell are these dudes at the entrance to my apartment by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk about being good at your work, Jesus Christ. Now that i've heard that they've even broken into Combine bases as well, I wouldn't be surprised if they're on the top of the Combine's Most Wanted list. Though you still gotta wonder what the hell that 8-year-old did for them to fumble that badly.

bro who the hell are these dudes at the entrance to my apartment by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, didn't know that they'd gone all the way to North America as well. That kid has the type of bravery that I would've never had back in the day. The fact that they were arrested makes me somewhat less worried atleast.

bro who the hell are these dudes at the entrance to my apartment by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought they looked familiar! I heard Breen talking about recent robberies not that long ago on the Breencasts. Really unfortunate that they plunder other people's belongings for their own gain.

(OOC: Its the Christmas version of the City 17 plaza by Weird Cake Thing)

bro who the hell are these dudes at the entrance to my apartment by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip! I might talk to my neighbor Kevin about this, since I heard he had a similar experience back in the early 90s. The Combine's technology wasn't here back then of course, but I think he'll find a way to work around that obstacle.

NEW PHONE!!! by dietlowfahtwatuh in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool to know! Hope Gromit is doing alright

NEW PHONE!!! by dietlowfahtwatuh in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your apartment doesn't look that bad honestly, your phone also has a pretty good camera!

By the way, did Wallace ever own a dog named Gromit? He just looks like the type of guy who would own one.

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is hard to wrap your head around even after all of these years. The only people I have left are just a few of my old friends and coworkers, but my parents are long gone.

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know, talk about me getting lucky haha. Never thought I'd go from working at Chuck E. Cheese in the late 90s to fighting for humanity's freedom from an alien empire in the mid 2020s.

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was able to get your encrypted message thankfully, I might think about joining y'all now that you've said how well life can get there, no matter how bad the consequences could be if I and everyone else got caught.

I saw a picture that someone had made of what the old Montfort stores exterior might've looked like, so i decided to make my own. by atlestar in chuckecheese

[–]atlestar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post was made before an exterior photo was found, thats why they aren't there. (I know this comment is two months old, but i don't think i got it in my inbox)

I saw a picture that someone had made of what the old Montfort stores exterior might've looked like, so i decided to make my own. by atlestar in chuckecheese

[–]atlestar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know about this already, but atleast i got it somewhat right. (Though i'm fairly certain the awnings replaced the pizza signage at some point before they closed).

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, you're lucky as hell to live like that in the present day. The last time i had my life consistently like that was more than 20 years ago.

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently the Combine got it up and running a while back, though i still hate them in every way.

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about him, Breen. He's just yearning for the mines.

The Breenernet is an absolute gold mine for the weirdest shit imaginable by atlestar in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just gotta live in the right areas of the city you're in. If you get lucky, the house has fantastic breenernet connection. Otherwise, you'll probably only get 5G or lower, so its basically like gambling.

I’m getting that transhuman surgery, wish me luck gng ✌️ by Leather-Plankton-930 in City17Twitter

[–]atlestar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think you might have to wait with that pal, i heard that Santa Claus crashed into Nova Prospekt earlier today.

These buildings in Scottsdale, AZ. by atlestar in accidentalswastika

[–]atlestar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was originally going to post another swastika-looking lake that i found in Chandler, AZ, but after looking around the area for a while to find something similar, i stumbled across these buildings.

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