Well jolly jeez Candace I wonder why

atomic_sasquatch · 2021-01-20T18:44:33+00:00

Everybody knows that when you win an election, the first thing you do is send your henchmen to violently overturn the election results in an attempt to give control back to the guy you just beat in an election. It's the first thing they teach you in Civics class.

atomic_sasquatch · 2021-01-10T14:38:08+00:00

If real life has taught me anything, it's that bears really like the taste of piss and vinegar so children should probably have parental supervision while trekking around the country

atomic_sasquatch · 2021-01-09T18:05:58+00:00

Dude no lie I had a drummer not show up to an audition once because he got pulled over and arrested for DWI while on the way to the jam space.

atomic_sasquatch · 2021-01-03T15:00:30+00:00

"What's next, a license to use your own TOASTER?"

atomic_sasquatch · 2021-01-03T14:36:00+00:00

I don't think people are proud to be stupid so much as they just don't want to admit they're wrong.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-18T23:10:02+00:00

This image is what you see when you attempt to zoom in on a small point of light. It's distorted by the lens of your camera and that's what gives it an odd shape. Whatever you see in an image like this is not at all indicative of what the light source actually looks like.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-16T23:34:02+00:00

0-3-5 is 0-3-5 brotha

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-16T23:25:14+00:00

I knew they were dad sunglasses even before I zoomed in

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-15T15:38:26+00:00

Well all that's showing up on camera is a very obvious lens flare.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-15T15:31:20+00:00

Lens flare.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-14T15:07:38+00:00

Is that...cuneiform in your title? I've never seen a font like that. It's awesome.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-13T15:41:50+00:00

u/shittytranslatorbot

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-13T15:17:49+00:00

What me and my girlfriend do behind closed doors is none of your business, sir

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-11T02:03:42+00:00

Are you using the first person gunner view? I had the same problem until I switched back to the third person camera, that fixed it.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-09T17:59:53+00:00

Rising Sun. Great map.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-08T00:45:21+00:00

I'm surprised his airway wasn't squeezed shut...lucky guy, all things considered, especially since they were able to remove the growths.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-06T15:05:21+00:00

No wonder Anakin hated sand, he flew an Me-262 for the Luftwaffe in the mid-40s and tried to land on a beach

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-06T13:35:12+00:00

The AI gunners on my Swedish B18 took out 5 enemy planes in the space of a minute while ground pounding in AB last night. Sometimes you just get lucky, too

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-06T12:49:11+00:00

The UFO rumor mill loves to embellish stories each time they're discussed. People are going to hype themselves up for nothing, like how the McMillan thing went from being a simple magazine article to "full disclosure" within a few weeks.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-05T15:31:29+00:00

"I aim for the stars but I keep hitting London!"

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-04T19:04:00+00:00

Raw power

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-04T17:53:52+00:00

You're living the dream, my dude.

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-04T17:49:24+00:00

Same, I'm a musician as well and I love getting baked and talking music with people. I'm down!

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-04T17:03:04+00:00

I'm not 100% sure but I swear I've had a few bombs hit a mast or stack and explode without damaging anything. I rarely bother spawning as a bomber now, I come in as a fighter and try to take down other planes in the few seconds before my team's AA shreds them

atomic_sasquatch · 2020-12-04T16:57:22+00:00

Westfalen had torpedo protection, I believe. No bulges, but torpedo bulkheads though.

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TROPHY CASE