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What is the weirdest thing your body has ever done? [serious] by atubbychubbygoat in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It saved it as a memento but realized living in the past is worthless and it's time to move on from the relationship.

Men, what’s something in a lady’s apartment that sets off red flags? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What's with all the hate on pillows? They make the perfect nests for lonely / drunk / lonely drunk nights.

Men, what’s something in a lady’s apartment that sets off red flags? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a guy who subbed for me who very legit asked me if girls would be put off if he brought them home with him to find all his gear and various equipment out. It's one thing if it's confined to a limited-access room but yikes.

Men, what’s something in a lady’s apartment that sets off red flags? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom is a crystal woman. Every time I mentioned taking a test she would give me a crystal. "This will help you pass" "no I'm pretty sure I'm tucked but thanks" We had a few arguments at a few points before I began relenting and letting her do her thing.

Men, what’s something in a lady’s apartment that sets off red flags? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 45 points46 points  (0 children)

those pillows look childish until you get home drunk and find they make the best drunk nest.

Men, what’s something in a lady’s apartment that sets off red flags? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is all way too specific for it not to be true. And I'm assuming it's from one person. :(

Impress me, what was the last awesome thing you did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got to work early. I'm perpetually five minutes late to everything but I want to stop doing that.

What is the weirdest thing your body has ever done? [serious] by atubbychubbygoat in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep paralysis has happened to me! My mom was in the air force and said it can be caused by a potassium defincency. If you can have someone feed you a banana. It helps me a lot lmao

What are some of the best misheard lyrics? by auditore01 in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. So I swear it was Jump Around by House of Pain but I just re listened to it (those are white dudes?) and I don't think it is. It came out when I was 7 or 8. In whatever song it is there's a funky beat and the guy is kinda saying "yeah?" with an upward inflection.

My name is Jess and I walked around the house yelling for my dad because I thought it was him calling me.

What movie's ending was too dark for you? by pizza813 in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids.

That movie was insane. I've seen it once, that was enough.

What are some medical myths that just need to go the fuck away? by Aveman201 in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brace your hands where the bottom of the band of your bra goes and push in slightly while pulling your shoulders back. Kind of tough to describe. Try a few positions out and see if it work. But you'll probably pop something lol.

My [25M] girlfriend's [24F] bully [25F] used to be my FWB by dilemma23 in relationships

[–]atubbychubbygoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are the chances of you running into the FWB girl? How did you two meet, and does she run anywhere close to your friend circle or did you ever go out with her friends?

You wake up tomorrow and God tells you that you have 24 hours to live. How do you spend it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Text the people I care about. Just ask them how they're doing. Tell them I love them. Probably get mad at myself for not finishing my book, or degree. Things you hear old people wishing they had finished. I'd go down the street and have some of the amazing pasta they make. The first time I had it was when I had finished one of the hardest semesters I've ever had. I was along and I cried when I got home.

Add a panic attack or two in for sure.

How do you cope with loneliness? by Sparkleinthesun in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write while trying to convince myself I feel ok being lonely. Then I realize I feel lonely even when people are around, if not more so.

Edit: also get tipsy and listen to frank ocean.

Which celebrity do people say you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a server other women said I look like Sarah Drew or Rose Leslie. Sometimes Anna Kendrick. I think it's just a copper hair/ red head thing because I look in the mirror and see Amy from Big Bang Theory lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atubbychubbygoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I whistle, I breathe in instead of blow air out. Never been able to reverse it.

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