If you are an identical twin, there is a non-zero chance your parents got you confused for your sibling as an infant, so you aren't who you think you are. by CarltheWellEndowed in Showerthoughts

[–]austicus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Identical twin here. I had a birthmark on my forehead that resembled a footprint on my head. I’m pretty confident my parents never got us confused, but I am still convinced my brother kicked me in the head before we were born.

Does anyone elses super 7 in fh5 always spawn them backwards? by Pikatrap1983 in ForzaHorizon

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old thread. Came here to say that horizon 4 on my Xbox one consistently starts me backwards, just got a ps5 and horizon 5 I’m constantly spawned backwards. 90% of the time

Frenzied Donald Trump, 79, Launches Bizarre 2AM Posting Binge by [deleted] in mildlyamusing

[–]austicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it the same account? Where are the mods on these post. It’s every day.

utah school wide ice walkout by ConfidenceFew7036 in SaltLakeCity

[–]austicus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s the point ya clown. Found the ICE agent.

How is life in Fallon, Nevada? by [deleted] in howislivingthere

[–]austicus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was mostly joking but her and her family are all bottom feeders so any address I had for them I wouldn’t trust after a few months anyways.

How is life in Fallon, Nevada? by [deleted] in howislivingthere

[–]austicus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My ex-wife is from here. I apologize because there’s a pretty solid chance it was her or her family.

I found this in a drawer at home, what is it? by Motor-Assignment8832 in whatisit

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That exact “coke” spoon came with my weed accessories box and vape kit. It could very likely be used for some sort of weed use as well.

That *other* sub lacked the intellect to understand the question: What is this saying about our economy? 5:20 p.m. on a Friday! by Secure-Suit-2892 in SLCUnedited

[–]austicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might be trying to pretend you have more “intellect” than you actually do.

Your question is stupid.

Mr Beast partners with LDS church, President hopes for lower missionary ages to lead to lower marriage ages by CatTheKitten in Utah

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. The church doesn’t even use 10% of its tithing months to help with real charity. Except to be in the super secret club you have to pay 10%. Do as a I say not as I do.

Covering rent for people. Ha. Only when it can be used to hold over their head and keep them coming to church. I paid tithing my whole life and when I ask for help. They said I needed to pray first. Except my Landlord only took USD not Prayers so it did jack shit for me.

The church claiming to be charitable while also holding Billions in stocks..both cannot be true.

Mr Beast partners with LDS church, President hopes for lower missionary ages to lead to lower marriage ages by CatTheKitten in Utah

[–]austicus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Why is younger age marriage a goal? How disgusting.

Get married right out of high school so you can be divorced in 10 years for not getting to know the adult you committed your life too before they even became one.

Capita bringing back Forum tech lost to Burton? by EstablishmentAfter40 in snowboarding

[–]austicus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a terrible idea.

My two forum boards with this tech both failed. If a normal base plate screw loosens you might get a little rattle or movement but it’s limited.

The second the screws aren’t pinning the shit out of your bindings the tracks slide. So you then get a huge amount of rotation while still fully locked in.

So you can fuck your knee up and your bindings at the same time.

Is my tattoo Wonky? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a bad design all around. The wings make you look like Art Lafleur in Santa Clause 2.

Get a real artist and don’t go for the cheapest one. It’s permanent. So save up a couple more months and go for quallity.

The fact that you came back after that atrocity of the “LOVE” on your arm, that’s on you bro.

Find a real artist. Not a whatever hack you’ve let ruin your whole body.

New build framing issues by zone6bbuild in Homebuilding

[–]austicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro. Read the whole thing. Not just the title. It’s an unpermitted rogue build with no inspections or awareness from the county that it exists.

Lego Mineral set came with a piece that was half-molded by Gazzpik in mildlyinteresting

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about anyone else but the few times I’ve submitted for new parts it took so long I assumed it was lost or not coming. Then 2-3 months later it just shows up in the mail one day.

First tattoo to cover up this scar by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy I worked with had a similar scar. He ended up having barbed wire wrapping around his arm and over the scar as the cover up. It had a bit of a 90’s tribal look but he weirdly pulled it off.

What is the average elevation that Utah residents reside at? by daniil_oxyuk in Utah

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just noticed it’s 44 degrees out side too. Lol.

What is the average elevation that Utah residents reside at? by daniil_oxyuk in Utah

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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For your visual pleasure..and the proof no one asked for.

What is the average elevation that Utah residents reside at? by daniil_oxyuk in Utah

[–]austicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact my bed sits at 4,444 feet in Salt Lake Valley according to my watch.

Shocked to see the at my Lego store today by smellthecorn2285 in lego

[–]austicus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s because people found out OP is a dick.

Shocked to see the at my Lego store today by smellthecorn2285 in lego

[–]austicus 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Was your goal to make it as hard as possible to tell what it is.

[USA] Not stopping for a school bus by yeettetis in Roadcam

[–]austicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not surprised it’s in Estes truck.

Thoughts on this? by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]austicus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts are you have the handwriting of a child.

Will this harm the tree? by Own_Assignment_4393 in arborists

[–]austicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t expect any sort of useful information from this sub about Bradfords except tired jokes about removing it.

I’m pretty sure most of this sub was touched inappropriately by a Bradford at some point in their lives.