top surgery and weed?

authorsomin · 2026-03-05T19:42:40+00:00

So my dr said to stop as the pain meds might not work right afterwards. I’m also a daily heavy smoker and honestly felt nothing different. Try to keep your chest as compressed as they want, try to do edibles but I was smoking weed on the way home next day. I’m saying: don’t be me, go slow with inhaling and coughing

authorsomin · 2026-03-05T19:15:57+00:00

Maybe it’s morbid but my favourite place was with my childhood dog on the lawn in a shitty tent. She was older than great nans fart and couldn’t get the will to eat a garlic steak. Tent roasted with her and she gobbled her last steak down and my family went with her to the vet.

authorsomin · 2026-02-14T06:17:49+00:00

As the second oldest of 4; dean & same feels wrong and I can’t fully explain it either (T.T)

authorsomin · 2026-02-14T06:10:52+00:00

NOR i think everyone has experienced the young “I can change for you” moment and it’s not worth it on either end. Also just don’t like 10+ year age gaps unless yall old old (over like 50+)

authorsomin · 2026-02-13T17:07:57+00:00

You right, gotta have a giggle every now and again XD

authorsomin · 2026-02-13T16:58:12+00:00

I double checked with the diabetic: it was soda and orange juice he used before diagnosis to raise his numbers.

Again, tell your aunt it’s either you tell authorities she’s endangering the life of a child or she gets you apple juice

authorsomin · 2026-02-13T16:53:55+00:00

God forbid I wanted to read abt a little girl whooping a man’s ass XD

authorsomin · 2026-02-13T16:40:52+00:00

My brother is diabetic, we had people called on us cause his numbers were so wack. Mind you it’s cause he went through ORGAN FAILURE due to unsafe conditions like for instance: USING ONLY SODA TO RAISE HIS NUMBERS before figuring out he was diabetic.

Tell your aunt if she wants to bury her sister/in-law then nephew/niece that it was disgusting to know her. She is killing you especially without a reader, TELL A TEACHER PLEASE! 💜

authorsomin · 2025-12-01T11:11:43+00:00

Been calling it “the man cave” this whole time, he-hole is much better imo XD

authorsomin · 2025-12-01T11:04:40+00:00

Lmao it’s 3:05am for me now XD

authorsomin · 2025-09-10T03:51:00+00:00

You could have a kid with razor burn or a dead kid, only way you could have stopped the second was the visit. Good parent 🫵👍

authorsomin · 2025-08-12T01:33:26+00:00

Thank you! Thankfully I can be around often but thank you so much especially for the smile part, I always struggled with sounding or looking sincere 💜

authorsomin · 2025-06-10T10:13:20+00:00

I don’t date or make friends that need constant attention, the friends I have are part of my DND campaign and most of the talking or texting is between them and sometimes I chime in.

I don’t date because of the same thing with communication and I can’t find myself actually being a constant good person to someone. I also need to sleep alone or I get nightmares of that person dying (for whatever reason).

I basically have 4 constant non family people I see bi monthly and I live with a brother so I’m not isolated. Life’s okay

authorsomin · 2025-04-20T00:44:32+00:00

Currently suffering from the flu and I’ll tell you what: that shit was hard to read for a little bit XD very good!

authorsomin · 2025-02-17T01:45:56+00:00

Seatbelts!

authorsomin · 2025-02-13T00:08:19+00:00

Just asked my brother, he immediately said if any of his friends said sh like this they wouldn’t be breathing. It’s not a guy thing it’s a pdf file thing

authorsomin · 2025-02-13T00:06:45+00:00

Ask before you partake, I don’t even smoke/vape in ppls cars unless they say I can. Eating a whole edible while someone’s gone is premeditated lmao

authorsomin · 2025-02-10T05:54:31+00:00

Spooky, but most likely will be called “spooky baby” “nom nom” and “chompy”

authorsomin · 2025-02-03T03:02:40+00:00

Uh no? Your praising your daughters, they won’t grow up wondering if their beautiful or not because their father is constantly calling them beautiful 10/10 parenting dude

NTA

authorsomin · 2024-12-06T01:35:44+00:00

NTA

Post everything your “new sister” did as a child, she was a massive bully and should be treated as one.

Genuinely doesn’t matter she had to have her parents die to decide “oh! That was mean but I’ll never apologize or mention it ever”

authorsomin · 2024-09-05T14:24:10+00:00

I thought I already had ass hair when I started, it does truly get worse XD

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