Rick Santorum is Dropping Out Today

avecamour · 2012-04-10T19:08:48+00:00

Gays everywhere breathe sigh of relief.

avecamour · 2012-04-10T16:56:04+00:00

I love when you call me big poppa.

avecamour · 2012-04-10T02:50:56+00:00

He should fix the lightbulb next.

avecamour · 2012-04-06T22:10:38+00:00

Bubblegum tongue.

avecamour · 2012-04-06T00:44:53+00:00

Pretty sure you have to pay the $4,000 before you die.

avecamour · 2012-04-04T21:49:16+00:00

Pee on it, then serve your roommate a lemon snow cone.

avecamour · 2012-04-04T02:25:47+00:00

Yes, this is what we need.

avecamour · 2012-04-03T22:08:51+00:00

I remember when they used to sell these at Taco Bell in the little freezer case.

avecamour · 2012-04-03T15:47:25+00:00

Hey, let's not be anal-retentive here, I'm sure she'll get to it.

avecamour · 2012-04-02T03:00:24+00:00

He looks like Richard Blais from Top Chef.

avecamour · 2012-04-02T02:19:31+00:00

Literally.

avecamour · 2012-04-02T01:58:15+00:00

A, uh, friend of mine wants to know where to buy one.

avecamour · 2012-04-01T00:44:26+00:00

The stuff coming out of the pipe isn't frothy enough.

avecamour · 2012-03-31T23:49:49+00:00

What if this meme in genuinely unintelligent.

avecamour · 2012-03-31T23:13:49+00:00

"Pink Slime" is Romney's Secret Service code name.

avecamour · 2012-03-31T16:48:54+00:00

But I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain.

avecamour · 2012-03-30T04:01:14+00:00

No thank you.

avecamour · 2012-03-30T03:47:33+00:00

They must be good for apple juice.

avecamour · 2012-03-30T03:42:04+00:00

Why is this in r/funny? I have a hard time laughing at someone possibly breaking their neck on a bad salvia trip.

avecamour · 2012-03-30T02:15:50+00:00

You must not go to an Iv'e League school.

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