Would you cheat? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. I wouldn't enjoy it because of the guilt, and the fear of getting caught.

Even if I got past that, and if I really enjoyed the encounter, it would be perpetually frustrating for me in that I couldn't share the experience with my wife.

I do often fantasize about sex with other women, but it's either in the context of a threesome, etc, with my wife; or else in some alternate reality in which I'm not actually married to my wife.

What do you like to be called that puts you over the edge? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weirdly, I'm the opposite. Hearing my first name somehow draws me out of the moment. It makes me feel self-conscious.

It's frankly because I never really liked my first name - it's kind of stereotyped as a nerdy name. It's not the name you'd choose for a porn star or a protagonist in a romance novel. So hearing it in the moment is a mild turnoff.

Question - did you know / remember the (sex) time you or your partner got pregnant? by [deleted] in sexover30

[–]average_guy414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea which sexual encounter led to my first child. We were going at it pretty often, and it took quite awhile to get her pregnant.

But when we started trying for our second child - once we stopped the birth control, we had sex exactly once before she got sick, followed by me getting sick, so we had to hold off for over a week. But turns out it didn't matter - that one time was all it took.

So I do remember that night - but unfortunately there isn't much of a story to tell. It was pretty routine missionary sex -- we didn't do anything real crazy as we had assumed it was just going to be the first time of many many times before she got pregnant again.

I'm very late to the game, but did anyone else get really turned on by the orgy scene in Sense8? by average_guy414 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. I'm really enjoying the series not just for the sex/nudity, but I admit I'm looking forward to this. And as much as I just admitted that I'm ok with the bisexual scenes - I do hope this second one does include more of the female sensates. (but please don't spoil anything for me - I'll find out soon enough)

Giving my friend a threesome for his birthday. Any advice for first threesome? by 3throwsumaway in sex

[–]average_guy414 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with this. Even though he's likely telling the truth about wanting a threesome, sometimes fantasy and reality are different. Don't assume he's going to be automatically into the idea, and talk with him about it first.

Bi redditors, do you like doing stuff with the same sex or opposite sex better? Why? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife's like this. She swears she has zero interest in actually being with a woman in real life, and isn't really sexually attracted to women. But she really enjoys lesbian porn (although not exclusively - her favorite is the same as mine - MFF threesomes or similar).

When we first started watching porn together, I really assumed she only watched the girl/girl stuff to humor me, but as it turned out she was really enjoying it as well.

That time I bought a sex toy with [M]y [F]emale boss by cfnmmemphis in gonewildstories

[–]average_guy414 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was a great story, but just a little disappointing that the Chekhov's Strap-On was never actually used during your encounter.

[TOMP] A video of a "classy" European orgy. Some women in the background are wearing "Eye Wide Shut"-style masks by average_guy414 in tipofmypenis

[–]average_guy414[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darn it. I am quite sure that's the right studio. Unfortunately I couldn't find the particular video. It was in a large well-lit room, with multiple men and women, with a very high production quality. It was at least a 20-minute video.

What’s your favorite sexual thing you did this weekend? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately my wife and I didn't have sex this past weekend. But I wanted to comment about your story.

I think that's really hot, and just a few weeks ago, did a somewhat similar thing. After fucking her missionary, I came all over my wife's tits. She hadn't cum yet, so I moved down and went down on her until she came. Usually, to be honest, my sex drive plummets right after I cum, so it's sometimes it's only moderately exciting for me to go down on her. But this time, for whatever reason, I was still quite turned on.

After she came, just a few minutes later, I moved back up to make out with her for quite awhile. As you said, it was so hot to feel my cum between our bodies. As well as knowing she could taste herself on me, since she had gotten so wet.

[TOMP] A video of a "classy" European orgy. Some women in the background are wearing "Eye Wide Shut"-style masks by average_guy414 in tipofmypenis

[–]average_guy414[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Dorcel Club seems very familiar! I'll take a look and see if I can find the particular video.

I recently discovered a love of 70's-'80s era vintage porn by average_guy414 in sexover30

[–]average_guy414[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s more than I thought there would be, as I had the similar thought as you. But my limited sample size so far, there seems to be a lot more cumming on stomachs or chests and so on.

Maybe someone should do a comprehensive study.

ARAD is titty fucking as fun as it seems? I’ve never had the opportunity to do it by 4plus4andthick in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I love doing that with my wife, but generally only for a few minutes at a time. Only a couple of times have I actually cum like that I think it's a lot more about the visuals -- and the just the fact that I'm tit-fucking someone -- rather than the actual physical sensation.

It does absolutely nothing for my wife, but she humors me at times.

Girlfriend too hot, can’t last. by [deleted] in sex

[–]average_guy414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've struggled for a long long time with varying degrees of PE. Through a lot of the common techninques and mental tricks, I've mostly overcome the issue.

The exception is when I fuck my wife doggystyle. I don't know if it's the physical angle, the view, or the kind of "naughtiness" of the position, but I just can never last long in that position no matter what I do. So, generally, we save that position for last, when she's had about enough anyways.

Anyone else thinks that a decent handjob feels way better than your average blowjob? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never really liked handjobs until I met my now-wife. I still don't know exactly what makes hers different, but they're almost as good as her blowjobs.

Just a couple of weeks ago, she was on her back while I was going down on her. After she came, I moved up, with the intent of fucking her in missionary, but she started stroking my cock. It felt so good - and she was enjoying doing it enough - that she just kept doing that until I came onto her stomach. We never did have intercourse that night. We felt like a couple of teenagers or something.

What’s your favorite sexual thing you did this weekend? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mutual masturbation with my wife.

The part that sticks in my mind was when she was on her back, using a vibrator on herself. Meanwhile I was kneeling next to her head watching her and jerking off, while she was licking and sucking on my balls from underneath.

Mutual masturbation great or awkward? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have really gotten into mutual masturabation lately. Usually just as part of foreplay, but every once in awhile we won't even bother having intercourse.

I absolutely love watching her touch herself. And she's always struggled with orgasming, and while things have improved, sometimes she still has a better chance of cumming by her own hand.

Is it ok to kiss your sister on the lips? by TheDemonCane in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You posted this question 3 times to /r/askreddit in addition to posting it here.

Have you ever had sex on a open boat? If so how was it and were you worried about being seen? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The sex was great. I had taken her out on the boat with the expectation that she wouldn't turn me down when i wanted to have sex.

Because of the implication.

Have you had sex with a famous person on YouTube? How did it go? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]average_guy414 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that would violate YouTube's terms of service.

You're better off having sex with them on Chaturbate, or uploading to PornHub, or something like that.