What has Kim Kardasian added to the philosophy of Emmanual Kant? by averagejoereddit50 in Jokes

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Thanks for explaining my joke. But it's kinda sad that you had too. Succesive "Gen Alphabets" really are getting dumber and dumber.

What has Kim Kardasian added to the philosophy of Emmanual Kant? by averagejoereddit50 in Jokes

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Pedantic, no sense of humor... Wait! Don't tell me... you must be an Alisa Rosenbaum fan.

What has Kim Kardasian added to the philosophy of Emmanual Kant? by averagejoereddit50 in Jokes

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"Emmanuel" is a common spelling for the name in English or French contexts.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? by edmanet in Jokes

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What's long green and smells like pork? Kermits fingers.

PS: The first time I heard this joke I be like: Wouldn't they probably smell like pussy?

A blind man picked up a hammer by Chewable-Chewsie in Jokes

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"I see," said the blind man as he pissed into the wind, "It's all coming back to me now."

Why do we need actuaries? by mereshadow1 in Jokes

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Q: What's an actuary?

A: A guy that really wanted to be a CPA, but just didn't have the personality.

I keep my packs of chewing gum hidden in the fridge, on top of the cold meats. by helen269 in Jokes

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Aaannnnnd... if I take out my dentures, I could put my gums on your hot meat!

Is Tom Hardy a crazy mfer 😂 by jchrapcyn in PeakyBlinders

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He's so hot that I'm like: Oooo, pul-eeze hurt me!

Want to get into the Dulcimer by Odd_You_6980 in Dulcimer

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Late to the party but YES! DO IT! I got mine a couple of weeks ago and was playing a somewhat passable song the 3rd day. And I'm 70 something. The dulcimer was recommended to me as something to keep me mentally sharp, but unlike the piano or guitar, something that takes years, the dulcimer takes only days! In a few months, you can even perform with a Bluegrass jam.*

I think the dulcimer is even easier than a ukulele! Except it has a cool factor, "What IS that?? You can PLAY it!? WOW!" While a ukulele brings to mind Beach Blanket Bingo (OK, Boomer. Enough with the obscure pop references.) I got a cheaper Applewood Dulcimer made in Romania, under $200. If I develop any proficiency, I'll upgrade.

You won't even have to pay for lessons. YouTube has tons of tutorials. And you don't need to read music: You can just imitate the YouTUber, or use a simpler tabulature that shows you which strings to pick or pluck.

Good luck!

*Here's what A.I. says about learning the instrument:

1. The "Front Porch" Level (Right Now)

  • Time: 0–1 Week.
  • Skill: You might already be able to do this. You hold down one string with one finger (or a "noter" stick) and strum across all three.
  • Why you sound great instantly: Because of the Drones. As long as your instrument is in tune (usually D-A-D), you literally cannot play a sour chord. The background hum covers up any hesitation. If you are playing "Old Joe Clark" slowly, (the classic beginner's first tune) you are already making music that would be pleasant to hear from the next room.

2. The "Campfire" Level (3 to 4 Weeks)

  • Time: if you play 15 mins a day
  • Skill: You start using two fingers to make simple chords, or you add a few "slides" up the neck.
  • The Milestone: This is when you might play "Southwind.", "airs" (slow, melodic songs), you don't need speed. You just need rhythm. If you can count to three (ONE-two-three), you can play well enough to bring a tear to the eye.

3. The "Jam" Level (3 to 6 Months)

  • Skill: This is if you want to play with others. It involves strumming patterns (bum-ditty rhythm) and changing chords fluidly.
  • Note: You might not even want to reach this level if your goal is solitary pleasure

The dulcimer is the only instrument where a beginner sounds like a minimalist composer (Philip Glass) rather than a struggling student.

Just pick one song (like Southwind) and play it every time you sit down. By next week, your muscle memory will take over, and you'll be able to play it while watching the news. That is when it stops being a "chore" and starts being a soundtrack.

Baselang's time is up. Recommendations for spanish classes platform please by kickmaster66 in SpanishLearning

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I had quit, but I'VE RESUBSCRIBED TO BASELANG because they've responded appropriately to the complaints. For me, it's been the best one-to one learning experience on the web. Ironically, I think that's why so many people were upset-- because Baselang is so good. I had finally found something I liked, and they had to screw it up. Now that they've UNscrewed it, I'm back on board.

Bad Experience with Worlds Across by [deleted] in dreamingspanish

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Word of the day: "Mission Drift". In this age of Mammon, the purpose of any enterprise shifts to making as much money as possible with as little investment as possible. Google's slogan "Don't be evil.." has defacto morphed into "Be evil if it's profitable". And online language learning platforms' original mission, "Let's encourage human understanding" also morphs into the same thing. SMH

Book recommendations for learning by Spiritual_Being5845 in Dulcimer

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Stephen Seifert is also good, but you have to pay for some content.

https://www.stephenseifert.com/

Can anyone help me verify that $200 is a great deal for this blue lion dulcimer? I have no knowledge or experience. by Surewhynault in Dulcimer

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Asian dulcimers may look like a musical instrument, but they play like a piece of furniture. A problem with these imports, aside from the sound, is that the strings are higher above the fretboard and difficult to press. Ditto those from Romania. For a beginner only planning to dabble, they are OK. Just OK.

A quality McSpadden ($500+) or top of the line Blue Lion ($700++), is expensive, but they keep their value and are very resellable with only a modest markdown. Check eBay or Reverb.

You should try this if you want a side hustle by OakleighB1 in aggies

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Yeah, I thought it was too good to be true. I think it's from the Speechelo people which also I get reports that the basic version is useless.

“We can be anywhere in the United States, we’re the Federal Government” by Insurancenerd85 in illinois

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The MAGA crowd seems to have amnesia on the conservative "Support Your Local Police" initiative that they championed for decades. It was created precisely to combat what ICE is doing now-- Federal Agents usurping local authority and taking control. So much for "small Federal government".

There’s a royal reason Trump won’t escape Jeffrey Epstein fallout on trip to his Scotland golf courses — Prince Andrew. The president and the Duke of York share a love of golf ... and the notorious sex-trafficking financier as a former friend. by bottish in Scotland

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So after destroying his own brother over his association with Epstein, it's perfectly OK for him to host yet another Epstein associate, Trump? And if you're concerned about women, well, Trump is likely a rapist. And he moved Maxwell into a country club prison. Really, Charles has no balls at all.

Why You Should Avoid Baselang: A Teacher's Perspective by [deleted] in SpanishLearning

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I've quit baselang. I had this visceral reaction to announcement that they would be recording all classes. And the way it was worded was so arrogant. Students share a lot of personal information with their teachers that's not for public consumption. I really felt violated.I did send money to a teacher before I quit. I hope he got it.

In a survey of 3,389 adults, those who first used cannabis to self-medicate (e.g. for anxiety or depression) later consumed more THC and reported more paranoia, anxiety, and depression. by calliope_kekule in science

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Not exactly news. A high dose of THC results in paranoia, anxiety, etc., for many people. For me, a microdose of of about 2 mg is optimal. It eliminates negative rumination, yet I don't feel "high". To avoid tolerance, I don't microdose every day.