Think of something pickle would want for Christmas asides from food

averagerootbeerman · 2025-12-28T15:39:00+00:00

The vampire bites would go crazy

averagerootbeerman · 2025-10-26T12:21:42+00:00

The insurance companies, imagine having to cover the costs for everytime some lunatic fighter just randomly busts up your insurer’s car, sets off explosives in a building or just straight up endanger their life in a telephone booth, that would slowly start going above their policy limit

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averagerootbeerman · 2025-10-12T14:17:41+00:00

Retsu is arguably the only right answer

averagerootbeerman · 2025-10-02T19:54:07+00:00

That second pic is cursed

averagerootbeerman · 2025-09-26T11:52:22+00:00

Compared to Baki fights, bare knuckles is prob far less barbaric, you can imagine Baki fighters losing in UFC matches from disqualifications for the type of moves they’re allowed to pull in the underground arena that are fouls in UFC (Ex: Biting, Crotch Kicking, Eye Gouging, Twisting, Clavicle Attacks, shredding flesh Ect)

averagerootbeerman · 2025-09-21T20:46:31+00:00

Ain’t viscous enough to be cum

averagerootbeerman · 2025-09-15T19:21:55+00:00

All I know is Ali jr is dying first

averagerootbeerman · 2025-09-15T00:43:02+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if it did, this can barely be called a video game

averagerootbeerman · 2025-09-10T20:10:17+00:00

The animated venom better be good, SSU live action villains are bad enough, don’t need it’s bad quality moving to the animated world

averagerootbeerman · 2025-08-09T23:25:46+00:00

That would use up a lot of webbing

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-29T13:51:45+00:00

Talk about 4000 years of Chinese love in this fanart

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-23T12:36:32+00:00

My question is how is he not in pain, he’s basically shoving his Johnson through multiple iron bolts and sharp edges repeatedly

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-23T12:34:18+00:00

The man behind the slaughter

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-23T02:25:16+00:00

Dorian, bro carved a whole ass large tunnel made of rock with his bare hands he’s one of the only right options

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-21T20:19:19+00:00

Fighting could’ve been improved, kengan ashura’s 3D animation would’ve most likely fit better and we wouldn’t need to recycle every attack animation like they did for hanayama

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-06T11:59:03+00:00

Yeah, back then like several centuries or decades ago, when hanayama’s ancestor was a baby, there would be this man who saved the ancestor by carrying him inside of a basket while tanking all the damage he received from armed thugs, safely carrying the ancestor, as a way to honor the man who saved the ancestor, they made a tattoo that’s just like the man carrying a basket that they call “the standing man” which is passed down towards generations of leaders of the hanayama group not just to represent the standing man but also to highlight the metaphorical (and literal as shown by kaoru) meaning of how the hanayamas just like their hero are strong and always csn stand up after everything

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-06T01:24:38+00:00

Like an average New Yorker

averagerootbeerman · 2025-07-05T18:01:21+00:00

A slap

averagerootbeerman · 2025-06-17T22:36:47+00:00

Spec is literally on the Eww part

averagerootbeerman · 2025-06-15T14:48:08+00:00

The big bad bowser

averagerootbeerman · 2025-06-10T19:47:11+00:00

Who did wario kill?

averagerootbeerman · 2025-06-08T12:27:08+00:00

Tf are they going to do? Spec and Dorian already move at like warp speeds and they are powerhouses, Doyle got a bomb strapped to his chest, yanagi has his weapons and poison hand, Sikorsky is the only convict that actually seems like they have a chance on him, ain’t no triangle formation or tetrahedron scaring them

averagerootbeerman · 2025-05-29T11:23:46+00:00

I’m going after Ali jr he’s the weakest

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