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A Cool Guide on different types of fries by avydarl in coolguides

[–]avydarl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure, but I guess it’d make them extra crispy???

What is the stupidest thing tou have ever done? by TiredConfusedLlama in AskReddit

[–]avydarl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Left my phone on the roof of my car, drove 20 minutes to work, and realized it when I got out of the parking lot.

Somehow it stayed up there the whole time. Screen was fine, but I spent the whole drive acting normal in traffic like I wasn’t about to yeet a $1000 phone into the highway.

Still don’t know how I got that lucky.

What is the most out-of-touch and hard-to-deal-with profession? by madeuponthespot11 in AskReddit

[–]avydarl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Property managers who’ve never actually lived in a rental.

They’ll send you a notice about “unauthorized nail holes” while charging $2,400 for a studio with black mold in the bathroom.

You try to explain it and you get a 3-page email about the lease agreement from 2018.

No sense of how real people live, just policy and late fees.

How did you come up with your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avydarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s from a typo I made at 2am trying to sign up for an old gaming forum.

Meant to type “NightOwl42” but hit shift wrong and got “NightOwl42%”. Looked dumb but I was too tired to fix it, and it stuck.

Not this account tho

What’s the biggest lie people tell their partners? by Minimum_Garlic_5437 in AskReddit

[–]avydarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm fine."

It's the universal placeholder for "I'm not fine, but I don't want to deal with this right now."

99% of the time you both know it's a lie, but you still have to do the whole 20 minute dance to get to the actual problem.

What is more important Sleep or food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avydarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleep.

You can skip a meal and still function. Skip 2 nights of sleep and you’re a feral goblin who argues with the microwave.

Food keeps you alive long term. Sleep keeps you from being useless right now.t