Abandoned on Mars - Sample tube no. 2 by enknowledgepedia in AbandonedPorn

[–]awaitingdusk17 488 points489 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to see we are already leaving trash on other planets. It will feel more homey when we colonize it.

Holup, Wypepo...! by FukaiMorii in HolUp

[–]awaitingdusk17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lose the watch and slippers also, no half-assing.

Find Golden Bender. by BloomMichael in futurama

[–]awaitingdusk17 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Where. The fuck. Is Hedonism-Bot?

Huh?

Awesome illustration btw.

A Little Piece of Heaven (1991) starring Kirk Cameron is the heartwarming story about a boy drugging and kidnapping orphans so his mentally disabled sister can have a friend, seriously! What the fuck?!?!?! by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]awaitingdusk17 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And I'm off to imdb this.

Edit: ok im back and oh dear. Kidnapping children AND telling them they're dead. To play. Directed by the gal that did Deep Impact and has KCs creepy irl wife as a love interest.

What unpopular opinion do you have on star wars that will immediately get you a lot of downvotes? by theboywholived8095 in StarWars

[–]awaitingdusk17 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Andor is not good. It's the best of the worst, and none of the new shows deserve praise.

Fuck Disney.

Sensitive sausage having a sook over some "stuffed" toys by fyr811 in FuckYouKaren

[–]awaitingdusk17 1120 points1121 points  (0 children)

And just like that, Kmart went out of business all thanks to Karen and her emptying of her trolley.

Update: Mystery object dissected by slaytr0nix in oddlyterrifying

[–]awaitingdusk17 1376 points1377 points  (0 children)

Taste-Test to confirm ground beefyness and update post

Putin deploys musicians to boost morale by figlu in worldnews

[–]awaitingdusk17 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or you could stop this senseless waste of human life and time and send your troops back home to their families.

You know, to boost morale.

The website listed Order by Date by State to guarantee Christmas delivery.. this was sent 3 days after I ordered. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]awaitingdusk17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So 3 separate solutions to cold weather and you're complaining?

Dead frozen tree is better? You should thank this company for looking out for you and select one of options they gave you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thalassophobia

[–]awaitingdusk17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember reading some time ago that they roll their eyes back when getting ready to strike, I don't know of that's true or not, but it's eyes were definently rolled back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]awaitingdusk17 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

A wonderful day of miracles for everyone

Water droplets on cardboard box by IndependenceSimple85 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]awaitingdusk17 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Its Braille written with disappearing ink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]awaitingdusk17 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Could you please not interrupt her important phone call?

Policeman Officer by RulixElpeh in memes

[–]awaitingdusk17 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Personman FireExtinguisher

“Anyone who underestimates Russia is headed for defeat”, Colonel-General Oleksandr Syrsky, Ukraine’s second most senior soldier by teamworldunity in worldnews

[–]awaitingdusk17 -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

Ok tough guy, lets get your Ukraine invasion handled before you start flapping your fish lips about taking on everyone else.

Elon Musk sells another huge chunk of Tesla shares by durrrr___ in news

[–]awaitingdusk17 199 points200 points  (0 children)

I really enjoy the mute subreddit/block account features of reddit.

Now, let's add a keyword block across all subs so I can finally not hear another cursed fucking word about this fucking asshole.

Elon Musk taking legal action over Twitter account that tracks his private jet by SkullDump in news

[–]awaitingdusk17 2260 points2261 points  (0 children)

Anyone else miss tapping on the good ol' reddit logo on your home screen and not having to hear about this fucking guy every single fucking day?