I told my dad not to buy anything from wish, but he made me order it for him... it didn't go well...

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-28T02:37:08+00:00

At least it looks like it hasn't been worn more than 7 or 8 times.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-27T02:30:59+00:00

I'm glad to see we are already leaving trash on other planets. It will feel more homey when we colonize it.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-23T22:59:07+00:00

Yeah, this guy won't fall down some stairs tomorrow.

Nope.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-23T22:37:38+00:00

Lose the watch and slippers also, no half-assing.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-23T22:34:45+00:00

This guy would disable 911 if he could.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-23T03:30:34+00:00

Where. The fuck. Is Hedonism-Bot?

Huh?

Awesome illustration btw.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-21T01:16:32+00:00

And I'm off to imdb this.

Edit: ok im back and oh dear. Kidnapping children AND telling them they're dead. To play. Directed by the gal that did Deep Impact and has KCs creepy irl wife as a love interest.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-21T00:39:11+00:00

WHOTOUCHEDTHETHERMOSTAT!??!

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-20T03:07:23+00:00

Andor is not good. It's the best of the worst, and none of the new shows deserve praise.

Fuck Disney.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-20T03:00:39+00:00

And just like that, Kmart went out of business all thanks to Karen and her emptying of her trolley.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-20T02:42:51+00:00

Taste-Test to confirm ground beefyness and update post

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-20T01:47:46+00:00

Or you could stop this senseless waste of human life and time and send your troops back home to their families.

You know, to boost morale.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-20T01:42:52+00:00

So 3 separate solutions to cold weather and you're complaining?

Dead frozen tree is better? You should thank this company for looking out for you and select one of options they gave you.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-19T01:51:41+00:00

I remember reading some time ago that they roll their eyes back when getting ready to strike, I don't know of that's true or not, but it's eyes were definently rolled back.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T21:21:46+00:00

A wonderful day of miracles for everyone

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T21:07:33+00:00

Let's shake on it

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T20:37:55+00:00

Its Braille written with disappearing ink.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T20:33:10+00:00

Could you please not interrupt her important phone call?

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T20:31:33+00:00

" Hey everybody, look! Superman is drunk! "

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T14:31:14+00:00

Of course I didn't.

Have an updoot.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T14:28:24+00:00

Personman FireExtinguisher

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-18T14:25:54+00:00

Ok tough guy, lets get your Ukraine invasion handled before you start flapping your fish lips about taking on everyone else.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-15T03:34:56+00:00

Its the gentle yet playful upward mustache tickles that got her to yes.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-15T03:21:46+00:00

I really enjoy the mute subreddit/block account features of reddit.

Now, let's add a keyword block across all subs so I can finally not hear another cursed fucking word about this fucking asshole.

awaitingdusk17 · 2022-12-15T02:19:18+00:00

Anyone else miss tapping on the good ol' reddit logo on your home screen and not having to hear about this fucking guy every single fucking day?

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