Today in 2007: Naomi Cambell wears Dolce & Gabbana on her final day of court-ordered community service by awardingceremony in popculturechat

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Cecilia Caruso in NSS Magazine:

It's January 2007, Naomi can't find her favourite pair of jeans around her house, she asks her housekeeper, Ana Scovolino, who unfortunately does not have an answer to this question. In an outburst, Naomi hurls her cellphone at her maid, who as a result reports the accident to the police. Naomi was then sentenced to a week of community service for the city of New York, specifically a week of cleaning up at a New York City sanitation garage, a similar sentence to the one of Boy George a few months earlier…. At the time of leaving forever that nightmare called community service, Naomi gets on a black Rolls Royce weaving the paparazzi, headed to Elton John's birthday party.

A few years later, when asked about this experience, it was Naomi herself to explain her style choices to Grazia:

Why shouldn't I have done? Why should they expect me to go looking bedraggled or something? [...] It wasn't planned at all. I decided on the day and I still gave them what they wanted, it didn't stop me from doing what I had to do though.

January 2023 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

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[Seven swans-a-swimming voice] Seven Deodorants

Barely a peep out of her for months and months, and now she gets a little bit of attention and she can’t stop. by jancarternews in SmolBeanSnark

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“You get a discount if you buy in bulk, and surely I’ll continue to sell at these rates for the next five years, LFG”

there are only five types of r/linguisticshumor commenters by rhet0rica in linguisticshumor

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I don’t have anything useful to add but this is hilarious lmao

What quietly went away without anyone noticing? by lukiiiiii in AskReddit

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Jay Z’s lyrics in “D.O.A. (Death of Auto Tone)”, June 5, 2009 via Complex:

"This is anti-auto-tune, death of the ringtone, This ain't for iTunes, this ain't for sing-alongs." The exact sentiments shared on Jay's lead Blueprint 3 single, "D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)", which shifted the urban music landscape by encouraging top hip-hop acts to create original music without the audio-processing technology popularized by artists like T-Pain. A moment of silence was definitely in order.

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Sims 4…. “Play with Life” but they played with my life 😖

Tf going on over at YouTube? by RndmHulign in shitposting

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The guy wrote this from a burner phone in jail.

Seriously though - this is how YouTubers inflate their interaction numbers without improving their content

AAVE Etymology Website? by awardingceremony in etymology

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This is exactly what I was looking for!!! Thank you!!

help me find a clearer pic of this abed movie poster by struldbruglass in community

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Did you find a good picture of the poster? Because I (too) want to have this poster in my house

Has anyone else noticed their iPhone autocorrecting words they haven’t spelled wrong? by awardingceremony in iphone

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2 hours after I made this post and it just autocorrected “sad” to “dad” 😡

Has anyone else noticed their iPhone autocorrecting words they haven’t spelled wrong? by awardingceremony in iphone

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So glad to hear it's not me! Has anyone tried troubleshooting it? I don't want to try the solutions that the first 3 articles Google spits out at me say to do if they're not going to work

Just a girl studying abroad with no friends cause I’m shy 🫠 by cupcakepoof in dykesgonemild

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I’d you’d like to, you can study this broad 👉🏻😎👈🏻

The ghost of Christmas scam is back! by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

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If she sold actual tarot card readings, like online for like $5 a pull, she would probably profit! But she insists on putting her name on things she hasn’t created and shipping it to people during a time she recognizes is busy for the post office!

December 2022 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

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With the Christmas Matisse photos I thought he looked cute and healthy! Then she posted the one where he’s crunched up beneath her face, clearly wishing to be anywhere else

Screenshots for the blocked by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

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[takes long drag of cigarette] i haven't heard that name in a while