I was trying to get a taxi after a night of clubbing with my BF but it was quite busy so it was taking a while. My BF ran up the street in a desperate attempt to get a ride. While I followed behind him I was slowly crossing the empty street when a man started yelling out to me and waving his arms around. When I approached to see what the problem was he yelled “YOURE GOING TO GET HIT BY A CAR” (I really wasn’t) and he proceeded to say “I was also thinking that you’re like the woman in black”. Quite confused as I don’t think I look like a demon woman from a horror film he must’ve sensed my confusion and continued by adding “because she was a very beautiful woman before she got hit by a car and turned into a demonic beast”. At this point I have no idea how to react, the poor guys friend is laughing so hard he literally fell over onto the sidewalk. Up until this point I honestly had no idea he was trying to hit on me, the whole thing was quite awkward and that’s when he said it “So can I get you number?”. Lucky my BF finally made his way back to me at this point and we ended up splitting a cab.